How would you even kidnap a puddle??? Take a cup and a pitcher?
AGH, Okay, so I'm really not proud of this one, but it was from when I first had a fish and I didn't know what I was doing. Guess this isn't really a "shame tank" rather than a "shameful fishkeeper".
My mom had bought me a 5 gallon with a school of barbs (about 7 or 8) and two albino/pink frogs when I was 9. They had a 120 gallon saltwater tank, so they knew how to test for those, but they didnt know how to test freshwater/how to cycle etc. Fortunately we had well water so chlorine didnt kill them.
Those floppy frisks lived for 5 years. Frogs kept escaping and scaring my mom in the kitchen (which I thought was funny) but I didnt know how to clean the tank, how to cycle, anything- so it kiiiinda got gross ^^'
Second shame: I was 17, roommate bought me a betta and a tank for my dorm. (She noticed I was looking at them and got one).
I didn't know jack about fish, just that you had to feed, clean the tank, make sure they dont get sick, and they'll be fine!
Learned about testing the waters properly and cycling and proper care about five-six months ago. That betta? Still alive. I have no idea how he is- he was in untreated water, no
water changes, cleaning his tank once a month, didnt presoak his food, etc. for about a year and this fish came from WALMART. I have fish dying from Petsmart the day after we bring them home and yet /this guy/ has lived this long???
And he's still swimming happily. He's doing better now we got him in a 30 gal with a plant and a snail with a smaller
bristlenose pleco.
Fish, man.