Oh to be a cat

[Ouse]

Quite often my school bag is covered in thick cat hair...

 

[BigManAquatics]

What is this outside? Can we go too?

 

[Ouse]

You have disturbed the mighty grass cat thus you cannot be saved.

 

[BigManAquatics]

Everyday: I DON'T CUDDLE!!!

Today: I CUDDLE YOUR LEG!! IT IS MINE!!!


"You need my helps with printing!"

 

[86 ssinit]

Ok now there getting ready for those cats!!and here they are running away after I told them what there searching for

 

[BigManAquatics]

Ok now there getting ready for those cats!!View attachment 792960View attachment 792961and here they are running away after I told them what there searching forView attachment 792962

Sure the couch appreciates the break! Boxers are pretty cool, though

 

[Ouse]

"You need my helps with printing!"
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Shh, he’s trying to read what it says!

 

[BigManAquatics]

Shh, he’s trying to read what it says!

They get so funny with the printer. It spends 98% of the time just sitting there, off. Then it magically starts making noises!

 

[Ouse]

Saw some big cats at the zoo today. My favourite part was the snow leopards; I even got to see them hit each other for no reason as cats do...

 

[BigManAquatics]

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Saw some big cats at the zoo today. My favourite part was the snow leopards; I even got to see them hit each other for no reason as cats do...

Snow leopards are fun. We live pretty close to our local zoo, can sometimes hear them from our yard! Though usually it's the peacocks and the lemurs that we hear.

 

[86 ssinit]

Those ain’t cats those are my dogs dressed for Halloween.

 

[peachsonas]

all tuckered out after chasing the laser

 

[BigManAquatics]

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all tuckered out after chasing the laser

When you can't even...

 

[Ouse]

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all tuckered out after chasing the laser

Yep, that's one knocked out cat!

I once managed to tire out my Oakley using a laser pen and he was panting like a dog. Usually it just takes a quick belly rub to knock a cat out.

 

[BigManAquatics]

Hey!!! I was fixin' to whup you!! Get back here, other cat!!!

 

[Ouse]

Oakley is fully nocturnal. He sleeps all day and roams outside all night. He has also begun the practice of crying at the door to be let outside. I doubt he travels far because he heard my mum feed Willow this morning and rushed to the door knowing it was breakfast time. When he comes home he does lots of meowing as if he's trying to tell me about his riveting adventures outside! Or perhaps he just wants food...




Here he is on my mum's bed in deep sleep. It takes more than just a belly rub to knock this cat out!

On the 15th of June Oakley turns a year old.

She jumped on my lap and sat down. Her purring sounds like squeezing a bottle of sauce if you know the sound I'm talking about.







Edit: she fell asleep!

 

[Ouse]

"I sit on the chair and I do my work!"

 

[MrFattyBacon]

My cat practicing being a rug

 

[Basil]

Paddington contemplating life

 

[Ouse]

Paddington contemplating life
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Poor Paddington. I’m sure you’ll figure things out!

 

[Basil]

Poor Paddington. I’m sure you’ll figure things out!

Oh don’t worry. He usually does!

 

[BigManAquatics]

I am a guard kitty!! No one is stealing this chair, Daddy!

 

[Jojo205]

poppy sitting weirdly and sleeping in my closet!

 

[BigManAquatics]

I poses cute, now LOVE ME!!!

 

[BigManAquatics]

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

 

[gomezcarsonk]

Cats are the beeeeest. Here’s my only kitty, Smokey cat, also known as Kiki.
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Hard at workkkk
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Time for a nap
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Defending the toilet from the crumb-snatcher (with no regard to his own rear end)
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I am also always ready to take a nap somewhere!
but my cat won't let me do it
but your cat is lovely!

 

[Ouse]

I am also always ready to take a nap somewhere!
but my cat won't let me do it
but your cat is lovely!

My cats always sit in my spot on the sofa! They should know that spot is mine and mine only! But they don’t care.

 

[V1K]

My cats always sit in my spot on the sofa! They should know that spot is mine and mine only! But they don’t care.

If that ever happens, I just slowly sit/squeeze myself into the spot until the cat gives up. You want to live with cats and not be pushed around by them, you have to behave like an alpha cat. Has someone being in their spot ever stopped a confident cat from getting into it? No, so it shouldn't stop you either (with cats at least, humans might not take it well so I wouldn't recommend it).

 

[Ouse]

If that ever happens, I just slowly sit/squeeze myself into the spot until the cat gives up. You want to live with cats and not be pushed around by them, you have to behave like an alpha cat.

I do this too. I just plonk myself down next to the cat and slowly take back my spot. It's actually quite difficult getting cats not to move; usually when they sit with you you must stay very still or else they leave...

 

[BigManAquatics]

When you REALLY can't even....

 

[JLAquatics]

My little Lyra that you have seen before in this thread accidentally nailed me in the eye earlier today while I was laying on my bed! It definitely stung some, and after rinsing my eye out it is fine. Anyone else had an experience like this with their cats before?
PS: I still love my Lyra Loaf though, that will never change.

 

[BigManAquatics]

My little Lyra that you have seen before in this thread accidentally nailed me in the eye earlier today while I was laying on my bed! It definitely stung some, and after rinsing my eye out it is fine. Anyone else had an experience like this with their cats before?
PS: I still love my Lyra Loaf though, that will never change.

Not an accident on his part, but i had a cat that to wake me up, he would flop on his side by my head and place all 4 paws on my sleeping face and start extending claws til i woke up...

The only accidents are my cats tesring through the house and rrunning around a corner right into my shins, often headfirst.

 

[JLAquatics]

"The only accidents are my cats tesring through the house and rrunning around a corner right into my shins, often headfirst."

I think this has happened to everyone who has owned a cat at some point! Once the zoomies start they don't stop until either;
Their favorite wet food or treats are offered
They get tired and roll over on the ground
They slam headfirst into your leg or another object and potentially knock it over

 

[BigManAquatics]

Daddy, the birdses!!! They NEED my help!!!

 

[Ouse]

No accidents here!:

When you just simply cannot:

 

[jmaldo]

Anything my son is eating "Kiki" comes to investigate. Every once in awhile he lets her have a few licks of a Nacho cheese Dorito.

 

[StarGirl]

Anything my son is eating "Kiki" comes to investigate. Every once in awhile he lets her have a few licks of a Nacho cheese Dorito.

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My hubs used to share Pork rinds with one of our cats. He loved them!

 

[BigManAquatics]

My hubs used to share Pork rinds with one of our cats. He loved them!

One of my kitties likes to steal my salami. It became easier and safer for me to just start giving him some.

 

[Ouse]

Chonklord Willow using her TV remote pillow:

Whoever offers the most chimken can make her get up. She loves CHIMKEN!

 

[BlackOsprey]

I can finally contribute to this thread!
This is Mochi, an 8yo siberian I got from a local pet rescue. He likes seafood and sleeping on dirty laundry.

 

[BigManAquatics]

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I can finally contribute to this thread!
This is Mochi, an 8yo siberian I got from a local pet rescue. He likes seafood and sleeping on dirty laundry.

Looks like a sweet little fuzzball!

 

[BlackOsprey]

Looks like a sweet little fuzzball!

My god, you have no idea. He's hands down one of the friendliest cats I have ever met. He chirps to greet everyone, curls up on everyone's laps, is incredibly tolerant of being picked up. He's a jackpot of a furball.

 

[Ouse]

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I can finally contribute to this thread!
This is Mochi, an 8yo siberian I got from a local pet rescue. He likes seafood and sleeping on dirty laundry.

He's like my cat times two!

 

[Coradee]

I’ve been doing some sorting stuff & came across a couple of pics of the one & only cat I‘ve ever owned.
Her name was Scrap as she was such a tiny wee scrap when we got her, we got her to be a horse stable cat to keep my yearling company.
When the horse was sold she became a house cat, she loved playing with the chihuahuas & their pups & was so gentle with them.

 

[Catappa]

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I can finally contribute to this thread!
This is Mochi, an 8yo siberian I got from a local pet rescue. He likes seafood and sleeping on dirty laundry.

I have two huge Siberians from the same blood line as my first Siberian (sadly deceased). I have three other cats, but the Siberians are huge and very fluffy! Bravo for rescuing your cat!

 

[Ouse]

I had some delicious chimken for dinner and luckily no cats tried to steal any this time. Usually when I eat dinner (especially dinner with delicious chimken (mmm)) Willow climbs on me and tries to snag some! I think she was (and still is) outside in the warm sun with Oakley, both scanning for flies. The dog even went outside to chase Oakley while I was having dinner and I could hear his claws scratching the fence as he tried to escape. Whatever the situation, they’re silly cats!

BTW, don’t call it chicken... it’s chimken! Never call it chicken around your cats! They won’t understand!

 

[BigManAquatics]

So one of our cats is a weirdo. He likes to lick the bottoms of socks...but only while they are still on our feet.

 

[Ouse]

Hello it's Willow. I has stolen this phone to message you I WANT CHIMKEN!! You has till tomorrow to bring me my chinken!!

 

[BigManAquatics]

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Hello it's Willow. I has stolen this phone to message you I WANT CHIMKEN!! You has till tomorrow to bring me my chinken!!

You have been warned. I have taken over your world already...

 

[Ouse]

You have been warned. I have taken over your world already...

I managed to retrieve my phone from Willow. No more Fishlore for her after that!

No quantity of chicken can satisfy her. She wants all of it in the world! All 27.3 billion chickens! Whoever offers her the most is spared.