Oh to be a cat

[Frisbee]

Had a stare contest with the cat this morning...
She lost

 

[Ouse]

“Willow here, back at it again with another Food Review! 3/10. The laser pointer is out of my reach and the dog in the background smells. I would rate higher, but I can’t be bothered to move.”

 

[BigManAquatics]

You pet me, i rub you!! And your camera!!

 

[Ouse]

You pet me, i rub you!! And your camera!!

Run for your life!

 

[BigManAquatics]

Run for your life!

When he gets really into it, he starts nipping. Not hard, but still...he really does love his luvins!

 

[Ouse]

When he gets really into it, he starts nipping. Not ahrd, but still...he really does love his luvins!

Sometimes my Willow jumps out from underneath the washing rack to strangle and bite my feet as I walk past. I don’t even have to provoke her! This is supposed to be an act of excitement.

 

[BigManAquatics]

Sometimes my Willow jumps out from underneath the washing rack to strangle and bite my feet as I walk past. I don’t even have to provoke her! This is supposed to be an act of excitement.

Trying to play with you the way she would another cat. If she was sociable with other cats.

 

[Ouse]

If she was sociable with other cats.

She really isn’t.

However, she is sociable with me though! I get sat on and licked frequently.

 

[Ouse]

Challenge: spot the cat!

99.9% failed!

 

[SamMe]

Sometimes they can be TOO helpful!

 

[Crimson_687]

Well he fit...

 

[Jojo205]

more scary pictures of my cats just for fun!

 

[V1K]

more scary pictures of my cats just for fun!

In the first pic it looks like she's doing an evil laugh

 

[ZeldaNerd]

I've been meaning to post here, but this is my baby Hershey ❤️
She may look innocent in the picture...but looks are quite deceiving... She's a treat hog too

 

[Ouse]

“Must scratch ear!! ”

 

[Jojo205]

In the first pic it looks like she's doing an evil laugh

She probably was! “muahahaha, I ate all your house plants!”

 

[BigManAquatics]

Well he fit...

Good enough for government work!

 

[Ouse]

more scary pictures of my cats just for fun!

She probably was! “muahahaha, I ate all your house plants!”

The scariest thing about the cat is how one of her glowing eyes is larger than the other, and sometimes one is green and the other is yellow. It gives a cartoonish, spooky effect!

 

[Frisbee]

This Amazon box is my kingdom. No one dares to enter my domain.

 

[Jojo205]

The scariest thing about the cat is how one of her glowing eyes is larger than the other, and sometimes one is green and the other is yellow. It gives a cartoonish, spooky effect!

Pictures of her with glowy eyes are always so scary, they’re either red or green/yellow she’s a little weird She looks and acts like a cartoon cat irl! I should put one of the videos I have of her on youtube so I can post it here...

 

[BigManAquatics]

My box, mama, my box!! We aren't ready to recycle, yet!

 

[SamMe]

My three amigos!

 

[BigManAquatics]

No one here but us innocent clowns!

 

[Ouse]

Alert position:

Uber chonk:

 

[BigManAquatics]

When you Can't Even...

 

[BigManAquatics]

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"

 

[Jojo205]

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"

One is a genius the others insane!

 

[Ouse]

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"

Especially with the cat on the left hand side you can see the evil intent in their faces!

 

[Jojo205]

My sisters cat timmy who got his paw stuck in a drawer handle then fell off the counter, dislocating his shoulder He had to have surgery but is doing well. Hes living in a crate for the next few weeks till he recovers.

 

[StarGirl]

My sisters cat timmy who got his paw stuck in a drawer handle then fell off the counter, dislocating his shoulder He had to have surgery but is doing well. Hes living in a crate for the next few weeks till he recovers.

Oh poor baby! Such a cutie!

 

[BigManAquatics]

One is a genius the others insane!

The gray one is a genius, but both are insane

 

[Ouse]

My sisters cat timmy who got his paw stuck in a drawer handle then fell off the counter, dislocating his shoulder He had to have surgery but is doing well. Hes living in a crate for the next few weeks till he recovers.

Aww! At first I only saw the head and the cone so I thought I was looking at a round, loafing cat. Poor loaf; hopefully he recovers!

 

[JLAquatics]

"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!"

Well they already took over your thread so they are off to a great start!

My sisters cat timmy who got his paw stuck in a drawer handle then fell off the counter, dislocating his shoulder He had to have surgery but is doing well. Hes living in a crate for the next few weeks till he recovers.

Sending best wishes for Timmy to recover.

 

[Ouse]

I forgot to mention that I woke up feeling amazing this morning. Last night I slept very well because I shut my bedroom door so tight that no cats could break in. No trilling, no fighting, no chewing of plastic and no licking! Well, I guess that being licked by a cat is a honour...

 

[Catappa]

My sisters cat timmy who got his paw stuck in a drawer handle then fell off the counter, dislocating his shoulder He had to have surgery but is doing well. Hes living in a crate for the next few weeks till he recovers.

Sending good thoughts and best wishes and cat mojo! It can't be nice for a cat to be confined to a crate.

 

[jmaldo]

Deep sleeper?

 

[Ouse]

“One day I’ll get those pigeons!”

 

[Ouse]

Willow sat by my window for most of the night. I eventually had to remove her because she kept opening the curtains, letting light in. I didn't sleep too well last night nke that there's cat action going on at night again...

 

[V1K]

Hiding under a bedsheet. The lighting isn't nearly as dramatic irl, my phone camera took some creative liberties.

 

[Ouse]

“I fit, so I sit!”

 

[JLAquatics]

"Huh, what you want?"


I got you a lil toy today, why don't you check it out some?


"Hrpmh, the ball dissapeared, where is it?"
It's on the other side, don't give up now!


"Ehh, not interested. Ma bed is much better than this, hooman..."
Guess I have to try again later then. You only pushed the ball one time...


"Why, hooman, why? You should gimme me some treats instead, not this plastic thingy..."
Ohh, guess that was too much strenuous exercise today for you... Better try again tomorrow...

 

[Jojo205]

"Huh, what you want?"

I got you a lil toy today, why don't you check it out some?

"Hrpmh, the ball dissapeared, where is it?"
It's on the other side, don't give up now!

His/her little mustache is soooo cute!!! My cat who passed in 2018 had a (slightly asymmetrical) mustache, it was so cute!

 

[V1K]

"Why, hooman, why? You should gimme me some treats instead, not this plastic thingy..."
Ohh, guess that was too much strenuous exercise today for you... Better try again tomorrow...

You know what is a good exercise for cats like that? Throwing treats around the house. I do that with Simba all the time. Going to do it right now.

 

[JLAquatics]

His/her little mustache is soooo cute!!! My cat who passed in 2018 had a (slightly asymmetrical) mustache, it was so cute!

Yup, I named her Lyra after the constellation of the harp in the night sky (she is a noisy little harp all the time). She was a stray when I found her (-20 degrees F outside in Michigan), but she was the sweetest little thing so I couldn't pass her up.

You know what is a good exercise for cats like that? Throwing treats around the house. I do that with Simba all the time. Going to do it right now.

Surprisingly that does not work for Lyra, laser pointers don't work either. She is truly the most laid back cat I have ever known. Give her a nice soft bed and some good kibble and she is content for the entire day.

 

[Ouse]

Going to bed now. Hopefully there‘s not enough cat action to disrupt my sleep!

 

[V1K]

Surprisingly that does not work for Lyra, laser pointers don't work either. She is truly the most laid back cat I have ever known. Give her a nice soft bed and some good kibble and she is content for the entire day.

Laser pointers don't work on Simba either, but that's because he's too smart and figured it out in one day (initially he was really excited - for 15 minutes or so ). Fortunately he is fun and treats motivated, so I get him move around a bit every day.

 

[Idkitsathrowaway]

I'm allergic to...

garlic
cats
dogs
ferrets
hamster
gerbils
lamb meat
nuts
and asparagus (jk)

Im soooooo sorry you cant do so many things. but there are Hypo-alergenic cats! Siberians are 25 POUNDS of hypoallergenic,(kinda they don't produce much if any FelD1 you know the allergy triggering protein that's in there spit) fluff, don't shedd like normal kittys, and one of the most friendly and social breeds

It feels odd talking cats on a fish forum.

 

[Ouse]

Was pleasantly sat on this morning. Willow climbed onto me, unleashed a loud trilling noise and got to work kneading my arm with her claws out. When my mum woke up she rushed to do the same to her.

Willow’s mouth is white and it stands out from the rest of her body in the dark, which has a honey colour with black stripes. I mainly see a floating pair of lips, but I feel a strong pain in my arm from the kneading. She should know that she’s the loaf, not me!

 

[BigManAquatics]

"Your soul is MINEZ!!"

 

[Ouse]

“BACK OFF!”