Funny You Know You're a Fish Addict When... - Page 2

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EmiliyaCossack

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You know you're a fish addict when everyone is freaking out about the coronavirus and washing frantically and you're worried to wash your hands with soap because then you can't put your hands in the tank.
 

Addictedtobettas

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When you go into the pet store for dog food and come out with a backup aquarium and $100 in filter media and fish ‘necessities’.
 

Mamastacia3

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You know you’re a fish addict when your daughter suggests you get a betta since she has one and you put it in a 2-gallon bowl, slowly realize that is not nearly enough for a betta, then gradually said betta moves to his own 10-gallon tank in the center of your house...oh not done yet...then you avoid all Petcos and PetSmarts and similar like the plague because you know if you go there you are going to get them to give you the saddest, most pathetic fish in a cup, and you decide to “rehab” that fish to give to a good home when it’s well. And then you realize no one will ever do daily water changes with a turkey baster so as not to disturb him and love him as much as you do so of course you have to keep him too, and before you know it now you have a 20-gallon split tank for two single fish each no bigger than your thumb.
 

Addictedtobettas

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Mamastacia3 said:
You know you’re a fish addict when your daughter suggests you get a betta since she has one and you put it in a 2-gallon bowl, slowly realize that is not nearly enough for a betta, then gradually said betta moves to his own 10-gallon tank in the center of your house...oh not done yet...then you avoid all Petcos and PetSmarts and similar like the plague because you know if you go there you are going to get them to give you the saddest, most pathetic fish in a cup, and you decide to “rehab” that fish to give to a good home when it’s well. And then you realize no one will ever do daily water changes with a turkey baster so as not to disturb him and love him as much as you do so of course you have to keep him too, and before you know it now you have a 20-gallon split tank for two single fish each no bigger than your thumb.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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I woke up and these 5 bettas and their tanks just appeared!


(Seriously though, I totally get it)
 

AcuarioAmazonico

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...Due to COVID you're working from home, and rather use the existing, large wooden table in the living room; you bought a small camping table to set up next to your tank. I.e: when Skyping with work colleagues the background will be fish

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nikm128

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When you’re the only sane person that stocks up on frozen fish food before the stores close instead of toilet paper and soap that you already have
 

FathomtheFish

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When you spend $150 in one week on new driftwood and plants and stock up on food for COVID-19 (just in case). Also your friend gets you a 3.5 gallon tank for your birthday and you spend another $50 on a pea puffer setup
 

ShastaDaisy

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FathomtheFish said:
When you spend $150 in one week on new driftwood and plants and stock up on food for COVID-19 (just in case). Also your friend gets you a 3.5 gallon tank for your birthday and you spend another $50 on a pea puffer setup
Let’s see the pea puffed set up!
 

ShastaDaisy

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When, included in your essential trips out, is a trip to the pet/fish store to buy dog food AND a couple more fish, because you don’t know if they will close down, and for how long, and you REALLY need those fish
 

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