Why did the Chicken Cross the road?

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Answered by Celebrities:

Norah Jones: Don't know why the chicken decided to cross the road alone.

Jules Verne: Under a 125 F.At 36 degree North and 115 degree East, and at 03:00 GMT, Professor Chicken entered history as his Cannon propelled him through the road.

Paris Hilton: Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson: There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Gandhi: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Morpheus (The Matrix): Neo, there is no chicken.
 
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Ah-nold: "the chicken said "I'll be back!""
The Thinker: "I think the chicken crossed the road."
 
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Neville said:
Answered by Celebrities:

Norah Jones: Don't know why the chicken decided to cross the road alone.

Jules Verne: Under a 125 F.At 36 degree North and 115 degree East, and at 03:00 GMT, Professor Chicken entered history as his Cannon propelled him through the road.

Paris Hilton: Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson: There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Gandhi: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for a Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Morpheus (The Matrix): Neo, there is no chicken.
;D...funny ; (The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.)
 
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Here r some more answers: ;D

Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Chicken wants to say ‘Hasta La Vista, baby’.

Malcolm X: The chicken didn’t cross the road, the road crossed the chicken.

President Bush: The chicken was running away because the chicken was carrying Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Michael Jackson: It doesn’t matter if the chicken is black or white.

Trinity (The Matrix): The chicken is ‘The One’.
 
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Bill Murray, Stripes, stated, "To get from his left to his right. He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank, and he ain't no chicken no more....Huuu!!!"

 
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Some Fishy Answers:

Goldfish: The Chicken is very hungry, it wants fish pellets, flakes, dried worms, tubifex worms, live worms, frozen vegetables, lettuce, peas, and lots of other food, it needs more food, food ,food……….

Female Guppy: The chicken is about to give birth to hundreds of thousands of fries……

Male Guppy: OMG!!! That chick has got beautiful eyes……I mean…..u know…….

Male Betta: Is that a male Chicken…..it’s making me angry…….u won’t like me when I’m angry……….uhhhh, I’m gonna kill that chicken…..#%&*^@!!$$%!!???><###%^&

Angel (curious): Why chickens don’t have gills?
 
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Some more funny answers:

The Rock (WWE): If u smell.la....la…la…la...lau…what the chicken……is……cookin’

The Undertaker (WWE): The chicken will soon…Rest….in…..Peeeeeeeeace……

Master Yoda (Star Wars): May the force be with the chicken.

Donkey (Shrek): (singing)…cause the chicken is all alone…..there’s no one here beside him….his problems have all gone….there’s no one to deride him…..but he’s got to have friends………

Steven Speilberg: Because the chicken was chased by a prehistoric T-REX.

Mel Gibson (Braveheart): the chicken will do whatever it wants to do, it’s a free man, u can take his life but u can never take ……his Freedom………..

James Bond: The chicken is a Russian spy…BTW, the name is Bond…James Bond…...

Morpheus (The Matrix): u think this is the year 2007, you’re living in a dream world, there’s no chicken.........

Hey guys u can add your funny answers here.......... ;D
 
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