What is your zodiac sign?

also do you reflect what your star sign is meant to mean, and do you ever read your horoscope and believe it?

i'm taurus, I am stubborn as it says, and very tollerant to a point. I rarely read my horoscope, and when I do its never true!!! it always says i'm coming into fortune...i'm still waiting for that!!

 

I am ARIES.
I'm strong, i'm brave, i'm a born leader, i'm stubborn, i'm very kind, I always try to help others, I don't believe in luck, I always make my own luck.

 

I was born august 11 so that makes me a lion.. hear me roar! <meow!> having worked at a newspaper I see how horoscopes are made up and it's quite funny.. I guess i'm not much on middle-ages superstitions about balls of gas and I think it's more fun to be a rat (the chinese zodiac) than a lion, even if a lion is lazy and lays around a lot.

 

leo here...I think zodiac are a bunch of !!!BULLCRAP!!! I never read mine or pay attention to these things, only reason I know what I am is b/c I just went online and looked it up especially for this thread...that is about the least lazy thing I have done today ;D

 

Mine is a GeminI and the few times I have read my horoscope I checked three different places. One said that misfortune will be coming my way, another said that I will have 3 beutiful spouses and dye young and the last one says that I will live a full happy life with 3 children and 1 wife and luck is upon me. They seem very contradictive of one another.

 

What's my sign? Am I being hit on?

Leo.

 

Mine is a GeminI and the few times I have read my horoscope I checked three different places. One said that misfortune will be coming my way, another said that I will have 3 beutiful spouses and dye young and the last one says that I will live a full happy life with 3 children and 1 wife and luck is upon me. They seem very contradictive of one another.

lol.. they each were using different books. my fortune is that you will be rained on while speaking to a guy named mel who will brag about his ability to burp the chinese alphabet. :;jk

 

burp the chinese alphabet

Hmm... is that even possible? So sites get these things out of books? Where do the books get them from? Interesting, so they aren't made up.

 

I think horoscopes come from the same place as fortune cookie fortunes.

 

i'm libra
well i'm a set of scales beat that :;jk a well balanced person

Peace Out Callum!

 

love the replies!

 

I am a pisces. I don't really belive in that stuff. It could be just a load of bull they are feeding us and some people I know base their life on them.
Tom

 

I'm a gemini. Horoscopes are a waste of time and never come true IMO. lol GeminI means twins but I'm glad to say I'm not a twin. ;D But twins are meant to run in the family every other generation and my dad was a twin so if I ever have kids apparantly I'm meant to have twins.

Gwenz

 

Pisces...and I wear it well.

 

I'm a pisces... but I honestly don't believe for one second that when you were born has the slightest bearing whatsoever on your personality. Seems to me that all of the traits listed for any given zodiac sign are just general personality traits. I can find traits listed for ANY of the zodiac signs that fit my personality. And on the same token, there are traits listed for pisces that fit me, and there some that don't... same can be said for any of the other signs. I'd like to see a zodiac chart that listed only the negative traits... 'A <insert a zodiac sign here> person is the most irresponsible, lazy, self-serving SOB that ever walked the earth. You are absolutely horrible in bed and couldn't think your way out of a wet paper bag. Plan on being a complete loser your entire life because with your limited I.Q. you have no hope whatsoever at ever making a dime. Your whole life will be worthless. Don't plan on having any children because with an awful disposition like your's, you will never find a mate.'

 

Taurus ;D

 

capricorn all the way.

 

Capicorn and the only thing true about me is that I'm a hard worker!!!

 

I am a sagitarius. November 27th.

It says that I am intelligent, have shining optimism, honest (almost to a fault), tactless, love travelling, accident prone, physically and mentally tough, tall, long legs, active.... lol

I'd be willing to say that this is one of the best descriptions of me I've seen (except for tactless... I am CHALK-FULL of tact, ****! ) I've never seen one that talks about physical attributes but it's also correct. I'm 5'9" and athletic.

That all said.... I think it's all malarky. :-*

 

I am a sagitarius. November 27th.

It says that I am intelligent, have shining optimism, honest (almost to a fault), tactless, love travelling, accident prone, physically and mentally tough, tall, long legs, active.... lol

I'd be willing to say that this is one of the best descriptions of me I've seen (except for tactless... I am CHALK-FULL of tact, ****! ) I've never seen one that talks about physical attributes but it's also correct. I'm 5'9" and athletic.

That all said.... I think it's all malarky. :-*

SO, it describes you to the T, yet you don't agree......I guess!!!

 

SO, it describes you to the T, yet you don't agree......I guess!!!

lol do capricorns always rhyme?? ;-) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it describes me to a T as you say.

But it's all chance!

 

That all said.... I think it's all malarky. :-*

I would have to agree, it's pretty much all malarky.

P.S. I love it when I walk into a book store and see people reading the relationship books to see what zodiac/zodiacs would be best for them lol.

 

Naw, capricorns don't always rhyme....I'm just a poet, but never show it!!

 

lol spoken like a pro.

 

lol spoken like a pro.

Thank you thank you *takes a bow*

 

I'm a pisces... but I honestly don't believe for one second that when you were born has the slightest bearing whatsoever on your personality. Seems to me that all of the traits listed for any given zodiac sign are just general personality traits. I can find traits listed for ANY of the zodiac signs that fit my personality. And on the same token, there are traits listed for pisces that fit me, and there some that don't... same can be said for any of the other signs. I'd like to see a zodiac chart that listed only the negative traits... 'A <insert a zodiac sign here> person is the most irresponsible, lazy, self-serving SOB that ever walked the earth. You are absolutely horrible in bed and couldn't think your way out of a wet paper bag. Plan on being a complete loser your entire life because with your limited I.Q. you have no hope whatsoever at ever making a dime. Your whole life will be worthless. Don't plan on having any children because with an awful disposition like your's, you will never find a mate.'

i'm sure that one would be a best seller

 

I'm a pisces... but I honestly don't believe for one second that when you were born has the slightest bearing whatsoever on your personality. Seems to me that all of the traits listed for any given zodiac sign are just general personality traits. I can find traits listed for ANY of the zodiac signs that fit my personality. And on the same token, there are traits listed for pisces that fit me, and there some that don't... same can be said for any of the other signs. I'd like to see a zodiac chart that listed only the negative traits... 'A <insert a zodiac sign here> person is the most irresponsible, lazy, self-serving SOB that ever walked the earth. You are absolutely horrible in bed and couldn't think your way out of a wet paper bag. Plan on being a complete loser your entire life because with your limited I.Q. you have no hope whatsoever at ever making a dime. Your whole life will be worthless. Don't plan on having any children because with an awful disposition like your's, you will never find a mate.'

LOL!!! now THAT is the kind of horoscopes that i'd make up.. if you're going to make something up, why not make it worth reading!

 

well, based on these stats the leos are fishlovers! cancer, virgo and scorpio have no interest in fish!!! instead of relationship horoscopes, I'll do a fishy one and make my millions!!!!

 

I'm a gemini. Horoscopes are a waste of time and never come true IMO. lol GeminI means twins but I'm glad to say I'm not a twin. ;D But twins are meant to run in the family every other generation and my dad was a twin so if I ever have kids apparantly I'm meant to have twins.

Gwenz

LOL I am a GeminI as well. (May 29th). and as is our sign, I have an identical twin sister!... You may very well have twins some day as your said, it does skip a generation. Its something that my kids worry about! lol. l

 

best make sure I don't have babies due in may/june time! twins must = no sleep at all!!!

 

best make sure I don't have babies due in may/june time! twins must = no sleep at all!!!

just do what the celebrities do and put booze in the milk.

 

LOL I am a GeminI as well. (May 29th)...

May 29th!! Same here ;D Why would your kids worry? If they do I'd think you would be very happy, twice the grandchildren to spoil, get high on sugar and send back to their parents (Hey it is what my grandparents do)

FLBettaCouple: Is that why in all of the pictures the paparazzI get it always shows the babys out cold, even when the parent is mistreating them?

 

LOL I am a GeminI as well. (May 29th)...

May 29th!! Same here ;D Why would your kids worry? If they do I'd think you would be very happy, twice the grandchildren to spoil, get high on sugar and send back to their parents (Hey it is what my grandparents do)

FLBettaCouple: Is that why in all of the pictures the paparazzI get it always shows the babys out cold, even when the parent is mistreating them?

lol.. exactly.. gives the guys more time to sleep with the nannies hired for their.. talents.. too.

 

LOL I am a GeminI as well. (May 29th)...

May 29th!! Same here ;D Why would your kids worry? If they do I'd think you would be very happy, twice the grandchildren to spoil, get high on sugar and send back to their parents (Hey it is what my grandparents do)

FLBettaCouple: Is that why in all of the pictures the paparazzI get it always shows the babys out cold, even when the parent is mistreating them?

HI Jacko... isn't that funny sharing the same birthday! I wouldnt worry about having twins for grandchildren either! I have one so far.. and for now I don't see anymore in the future. I try to spoil him but don't get to see him too often. Tho he is coming up on monday for a week or two visit at the beach with gramma and I am so looking forward to it!

 

I don't believe in this stuff either, but here are the lyrics to a very funny Weird Al Song that I thought you all might enjoy based on this thread =) It also goes along with those negative traits that someone was talking about earlier

"Your Horoscope For Today"

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today

 

for weird al songs!

 

wierd al is a gun song writer and really funny guy

Peace Out Callum!

 

Great... i'm the only virgo here????

And what's this about my head impaled on a steak????

 

love the song!!!

 

I am a libra, I love being a libra. l