What Is Your Back Story?

Well, mine is I was in a crashing spaceship and wrapped my self around my best friend and some other people. After that it was kind of a blur. And I wake up miniaturized and since then, I have just started taking selfies with iguanas. What is your backstory?

 

I used to be a wild bachelor for many, many years. Then I met a special lady and I stopped peeing on rugs. Now, I am full blown domesticated.

 

I just watched youtube

 

What is my back story? Well, it's a pretty typical back - spine down the middle, a couple shoulder blades and some ribs, all covered with a layer of skin. The end.

 

What about the neck?

 

What about the neck?

Ah, yes, that is right above my back so I thought it might be off topic

 

You mentioned your shoulder though, you are contradicting yourself.

 

Shoulder blades! Shoulder blades! I swear I was staying on topic!!!!!

 

Mhm

 

Ive consumed copious amounts of alcohol living in china for 14 yrs so that I'm very well marinated and that much food I could feed a family for a week if there's an apocolypse

 

Are we making this up or actual?

 

Servants to hundreds of itty bitty fish. They stare at me until I submit and feed them from the dero worm and daphnia tanks that they had me set up to keep them well supplied. They are ruthless overlords!

 

I snailed my way out of a lake and became anthropomorphic. I am now invasive to the human environment.

 

I set out from my home planet seeking information about invaders that can hypnotize you into giving your heart to them. They are the menace of the galaxy. But on your planet people call them bettas.......

 

I used to be a wild bachelor for many, many years. Then I met a special lady and I stopped peeing on rugs. Now, I am full blown domesticated.

So there’s still hope for me yet.

OK, here’s mine: I crashed into earth from another universe up in the sky. This universe is actually a floating city called Atlantis. It’s about the size of Rhode Island. I grew up to believe that we were alone in the world, and thaat our little city was a sphere, when in actuality it is flat. Thus, I believe the earth is also flat. I’m a leader of the flat earth theory movement. I joined Fishlore to find other believers.

 

All I remember is being with a whole lot of my kind and suddenly a guy in a white shirt and a chef's hat took me out of my enclosure and pulled out a knife. I jolted out of there! Now I'm just out here chillin.

Edit: I was interviewed by the local news station about this whole ordeal, but I heard they scrapped the idea once they found out I couldn't talk

 

I used to be a millionaer until I diveloped a rare syndrome called MTS (multipe tank syndrome)