Ways to Diagnose MTS

1) You spend more to light and heat your tanks than to light and heat your house
2) The tv is out in the garage because you needed the tv stand for the tank
3) You end a formal letter with "Tanks, (your name)"
4) You never get anything for yourself for Christmas. Maybe because Santa stops reading after the 20th fish?
5) You have never called your teacher Grandma or Mom, but you did call them the name of your fish once
6) You live to be 200 (aquariums reduce stress and increase lifespan)
7) You miss your best friend's wedding because your fish needed a water change
8) Your back gives out at age 20
9) You have to sleep in the hallway because there is no more room in your room
10) Insurers hate you...your house has flooded a total of 17 times
11) You are now bankrupt...so you guess you'll just have to steal that 55 gallon
12) The city threatened to sue you for single handedly draining the water tower in one day
13) You have to eat out every day because there is no more room in your house for human food
14) All the employees at all 3 of your lfs's know you by name. The 3 owners all make coupons just for you and even resort to bringing you cookies in hopes you will go to their store
15) You are laughing at this post not because it is funny but because it is oh so true.


and the dreaded MTS virus stalks its next victim..... mooahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Number 4 is untrue.
Santa is a fishkeeper too.
He /I currently have 104 tanks set up.

Dino

 

or you have no furniture in your living room Santa knows
Carol

 

Hehehe, it's true, Butterfly has no furniture in her livingroom.

Dino Claus

 

;D

 

That was a good one LOL ;D Did you make it all up Omorrokh?

Carol and Dino ... hehe

 

I know I have it bad -- moved the stereo out of the living room to make room for a new tank!

 

Dino do you really live at the North Pole (Member Map) or is it a joke?
On animal planet's the most extreme it said Santa had to go near light speed to go to every child on Earth.
And on the fish house topics it is not in the Artic.

AT LEAST TELL US WHAT COUNTRY AND IF U.S.A. what state you live in. (I needed to let that out. takes breath eats candy then types this.)

 

16) The lfs cashes your paycheack and any money left you pay bills.

 

IF you have money left you mean
Carol

 

Just fyI between the numbers 7) and 9) is supposed to be 8 but I forgot 8 with a ) after it is the symbol for the "cool" face, so no I did not mean that it is cool when your back gives out at age 20


Isabella...yes I did make that up, really bored.....


Peter, OF COURSE Santa lives in the North Pole!! You better be careful what you say to him. He dosn't like giving presents to people who doubt his existence for some strange reason.

Dino Claus--what I meant is that I send such a long list of presents for each fish that you stop reading once you get to me. After all, fishies happy=me happy. ;D

Oh and also my little brother calculated how much time you could spend at each house assuming a large number of elves and reindeer performing a flawless, perfectly coordinated job. I believe it was something like 0.05 seconds. I will post the numbers exactly sometime to see if he calculated right. He took into account time zones and stuff.
;D

 

No, I wanted to know if he was the real Santa.

 

that was cute-- LILA

 

LOL.. stop making fun of a very real condition that affects a bunch of us in here!!

 

I will kick the butt of anyone who says I am not the real Santa.

Dino Claus

 

Ok, now I think you're the true Santa, but is that sword plastic?

 

No, the sword is real.
It is a 6 foot long dI sho.
It is the katana that the samurI used while on horse back.

Santa also collects swords.

Dino Claus

 

How many swords do you have?

 

I have over 30 swords and another 40 or so knives, longer than a foot in length.
I also have other non bladed weapons and dozens of throwing weapons.

Dino

 

Did it change from coal to scared by Santa wielding weapon for the naughty?

"EEK Santa is holding a sword" said Johny G. Johny. ( If you have the same or near same name I was using a fake character not you)

 

Yes Santa has some beautiful blades and he handles them carefully and responsibly for they are VERY sharp
Carol

 

well i'm sure u do just remeber kids swords are fun but not to play with and btw I think you forgot something about mts....IT IS HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS (sp?) u know u have when u give it to someone else!!!!

~inari

 

Oh yes it's very contagious!
Carol