Funny The funniest thread in FishLore!

JamesVader

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This thread is for the love of jokes! Any kind of jokes you want will work. your only goal is to get a positive reaction to your jokes! KEEP IT PG!

the first joke.

A man walks into a bar ................ouch

A Three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes to the bartender and says. “I’m looking for the man who shot my pa”
 

NBettas83

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Me
 
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JamesVader

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NBettas83

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JamesVader said:
Why did you say me? Lol
You said it was a thread about jokes.
 
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JamesVader

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But why did you say “me” ? Was it a joke?
 

NBettas83

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JamesVader said:
But why did you say “me” ? Was it a joke?
Because I am the joke!

Nvm
 
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JamesVader

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Omg lol now I get it! Lol good one
 

NBettas83

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JamesVader said:
Omg lol now I get it! Lol good one
What if the entire thread was people posting "me".

Wouldn't go very far. Lol.

But seriously I actually don't know any good jokes. hilarious
 
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JamesVader

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

you Drop it a line.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish!
 

NBettas83

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For some reason I find the letter E full of humor.




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smee82

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Guess just a friendly reminder to keep all jokes PG

what do you call a teacher with no students




happy
 
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JamesVader

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Why is the corner always the hottest part of the room?

Because it’s 90 degrees
 

NBettas83

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JamesVader said:
Why is the corner always the hottest part of the room?

Because it’s 90 degrees
But what if the room temperature is 91º?
 
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JamesVader

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The corner would be cool......but my joke would make no sense anymore lol
 

Pythia

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Two fish are in a tank.

One fish said to another: "how do you drive this thing?"
 
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JamesVader

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Pythia said:
Two fish are in a tank.

One fish said to another: "how do you drive this thing?"
Lol I love it
 
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Lucy

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smee82 said:
what do you call a teacher with no students
Unemployed?
 

erinw347

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My quality jokes come directly from Spongebob.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I would have one dollar."

"'What could be better than serving up smiles?'
'Being dead. Or anything else.'"

Also, how do you guys like my new signature?
Sorry if it doesn't make sense. It's 1am and I'm running solely off of diet coke and sadness so it might make no sense and just be gibberish. I guess I'll see in the morning
 
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JamesVader

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erinw347 said:
My quality jokes come directly from Spongebob.

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I would have one dollar."

"'What could be better than serving up smiles?'
'Being dead. Or anything else.'"

"'Hey Patrick, what am I now?'
'Uh.. stupid?'
'No, I'm Texas!'
'What's the difference?'"
Spongebob is the best! Lol
 

Pythia

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erinw347 said:
Also, how do you guys like my new signature?
Sorry if it doesn't make sense. It's 1am and I'm running solely off of diet coke and sadness so it might make no sense and just be gibberish. I guess I'll see in the morning
Your signature is cool in my opinion although it must've been a pain switching the colors for the rainbow words.
 

erinw347

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Pythia said:
Your signature is cool in my opinion although it must've been a pain switching the colors for the rainbow words.
It was
 

Pariah

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My mother in law...

Nvm... that's not funny. It's pure evil...
 

WrenFeenix

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JamesVader said:
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

you Drop it a line.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish!
Whew! I’m late! I’m always jogging behind the bandwagon... the REO Speedbandwagon, that is.
 

Mii

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I ate a Kiwi, and for some reason the people at the bird zoo kicked me out
 

ElysiumPlants

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My neighbor got mad at me yesterday for peeing in his pool.

Honestly, I had no idea you were supposed to be IN the pool to do it.
 

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