soltarianknight
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Inspired by actual people.
People of modern day society, DUNKIN DONUTS is not a STARBUCKS and we do not
1. Accept guitar music played by a plaid loving modernized hippy as a form of payment(I love hipsters, but no. I am sorry. I have heard enough bad covers of bruno mars's millionaire)
2. Carry a "Grande" ANYTHING
3. Have a high tech temperature controlled coffee dispenser that gives you 5 choices of temperature so that your 6 month old can get their hourly espresso fix. No, instead we simply brew fresh coffee every 15 minutes.
4. Make decorative De VincI level designs in the copious amounts of foam on your venti-skim-hazelnut-10sugar-3splenda-white chocolate-mocha mint- white ice latte lite. Sorry.
Seriously. Starbucks is fine but we are not starbucks. Also, they are called munchkins, no donut holes
People of modern day society, DUNKIN DONUTS is not a STARBUCKS and we do not
1. Accept guitar music played by a plaid loving modernized hippy as a form of payment(I love hipsters, but no. I am sorry. I have heard enough bad covers of bruno mars's millionaire)
2. Carry a "Grande" ANYTHING
3. Have a high tech temperature controlled coffee dispenser that gives you 5 choices of temperature so that your 6 month old can get their hourly espresso fix. No, instead we simply brew fresh coffee every 15 minutes.
4. Make decorative De VincI level designs in the copious amounts of foam on your venti-skim-hazelnut-10sugar-3splenda-white chocolate-mocha mint- white ice latte lite. Sorry.
Seriously. Starbucks is fine but we are not starbucks. Also, they are called munchkins, no donut holes