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RIP CheesecakeFrisbee said:The people’s of the fishlorian society have officially declared, that we nominate Cheesecake to be the next Thread Operator. Due to the lack of votes in his favor because of inadequate voting time, the fishlorian government shall overrule the poll and nominate cheesecake.
That being said, the cheesecake was eaten by a man of the name Canaculus, (of whom the fishlorian government is sorely displeased) and now going by the code name sulucanaC. Though to our extreme displeasure, since the contents of the cheesecake are in his stomach, he would be the official nominee for Thread operator.
The official nominee is (drum roll),
Hey, that wasn’t bad for a governmental letter, right? I’m pretty good at this.
The only one intelligent enough to rule us was cheesecake, and since his contents are in sulucanaC, so is his greatness, therefore, sulucanaC is the only one now great enough to rule us. If he is the only one who could overpower the cheesecake, then he certainly deserves our worship, right?..Canacullus said:Today on FishLore news, a member going by the name sulucanaC brutally murdered the next OP, Mr. Cheesecake. We believe the Mr. Cheesecake to have been impaled by a fork, smashed in the attackers mouth, and left to die a slow painful death in the assailant’s digestive juices. Because of @sulucanaC’s horrible violation of the law, he can’t be the next OP. Sorry folks, but it looks like we have to vote again.
Thanks for listening.
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Eewwwww, ew, ew, ew. Nooooo. He would have left all his greatness in sulucanaC digestion anyway.Canacullus said:Actually, cheesecake is not dead. He will soon exit sulucanaC’s body (i will spare the details). So that means that sulucanaC’s feces are the next OP. Right???
Okay, this is getting weird.Canacullus said:But the human digestion system has bacteria that eats some of the waste and cleans up, so that means @sulucanaC’s bacteria is the new OP.
Is there a weird option when rating someone’s post?Canacullus said:I’m sorry sulucanaC. This is probably very awkward for you. I have heard humans can be sensitive about their bacteria. BACTERIA!!!!!!!!
Saccharomyces boulardii to name some.Canacullus said:No. There is good bacteria in the stomach and digestive system that help eat down the waste. Everybody has it. They are good for you.
Thank you very much, you’re the first (including irl friends )Hugooo said:I'm not sure if someone has mentioned this already (I don't get alerts for this thread :banghead but happy 26th birthday to jinjerJOSH22! Thanks for your great advice to everyone (including me) and I hope you stay here for a while!
Happy birthday gourami dude! 26? How's the back old man?jinjerJOSH22 said:I’m still not sure if any of you are real or just robots
and yes I’m 26 today
I put the wrong birthday on mine too. It would be handy to actually be able to change it.Frisbee said:Yeah, I accidentally put the wrong b-Day in when I made my profile,
Wait... you are younger then I am? You are like a fishlore VIP! How does that work?!?FinalFins said:I feel old now.
I don't even know if I put a birthday in mine, I probably just popped in the first number that came to mind.
Shazam! I'm not actually 13!
Shazam! Reverse psycology am I actually 13?
Especially the severely depressed ones, if you can feel depressed you can feel happy.... probablyFrisbee said:Really? Even severely depressed ones (depressed that we are robots that is)?
Thanks, just fine... somewhatFeohw said: