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AllAboutAngelfish
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I will start




My pet fish is always so grumpy.
 
FishGirl115
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My fish is named Mr. Grumplepants.
 
Pfrozen
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Mr. Grumplepants is a business man
 
Kribensis27
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He works in finances.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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He also likes to binge strawberry cheesecake chocolate mint ice cream with cookie dough toppings.
 
JustAFishServant
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While watching videos of Bettas and taking his time to flare at every single one of them
 
Schnauzergal
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And chasing his friends around all the time because they look slightly like bettas.
 
Kribensis27
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Aquariumlover1357
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He is a secret user in Fishlore, and tries very hard to not get the computer soaked.
 
Hugooo
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When he does, he steals one from his neighbor, Pleco Stomus.
 
Kribensis27
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Pleco Stomus has begun to think that the peacock gudgeon next door, Debbie, has been taking his computers.
 
Hugooo
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Which obviously isn't the case, because Debbie is rich and has recently purchased the whole new line up of Apple products: iPhone 12 Pro Max, Apple Watch Series 6, iPad Air, and the 27-inch iMac!
 
Aquariumlover1357
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Now, one day, a big silhouette of a human lifted the lid of his tank, and Grumplepants knew; eats were about to drop in.
 
AggressiveAquatics
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But Grumblepants was allergic to the food and started swelling up
 
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AllAboutAngelfish
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He died later that day but was replaced.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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His adoptive son, Grumplepants Jr., soon took his place and started bossing everyone around to get all da goods.
 
Kribensis27
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The thing is, Grumplepants Jr. didn’t know that he was adopted.
 
Hugooo
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When he found out, he thought it was a trick, because it was April 1st that day.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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But then he realized, the daily calendar had been saying it was April 1st ever since another human played a prank on the human and decided to rip out all the pages in the calendar and replace them with the date that day, which happened a little more than 2 years ago.
 
Kribensis27
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Grumplepants Jr's whole life had been a lie.
 
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AllAboutAngelfish
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And it was just about to get worse.
 
Mii
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Because the owner was bringing home an awful, mean new fish, thinking it was a nice fish that would get along in a community tank.
 
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AllAboutAngelfish
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Once the fish was done acclimating and was released, he imminently started to torment the other fish.
 
Mii
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First, he chased Pleco Stomus away from his slice of blanched cucumber and ate it all, making Pleco Stomus very upset.
 
AggressiveAquatics
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So the pleco lunged at him
 
NevermindIgnoreMe
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The body was found the next day in the pleco cave.
 
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AllAboutAngelfish
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After scooping him out, the owner relized what he had done.
 
Kribensis27
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Pleco Stomus was sentenced to 20 years in prison.
 
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AllAboutAngelfish
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it was hard time, but he eventually got out and celebrated with zucchini ice cream.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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You ask: What does the prison look like?
 
Mii
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The prison looks like an old empty tank.
 
Mii
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So Pleco Stomus came up with a plan to escape the prison.
 
Kribensis27
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He had to do this, because he had never really gotten out, and had hallucinated the whole thing.
 
Mii
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Pleco Stomus couldn't think of a good plan, so he just waited until they actually let him out.
 
NevermindIgnoreMe
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Then one day a fish went on a trip.
 
Cowardlyslimeball
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By the time they let him out, all of the other fish were gone and replaced by a massive 250gal tank, which was good because Pleco stomus was over a foot long.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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But little did he know, something else was living in this tank... this massive tank....
 
Cowardlyslimeball
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Aquariumlover1357 said:
But little did he know, something else was living in this tank... this massive tank....
It went by the name on pirate hannah, she was large, green, round, and she had horrible sharp teeth
 
Mii
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Cowardlyslimeball said:
It went by the name on pirate hannah, she was large, green, round, and she had horrible sharp teeth
She could easily kill Pleco Stomus if she wanted to, but fortunately, she didn't.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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But before that, Pirate Hannah made a deal with Pleco Stomus, that for him to stay alive and uneaten, he would have to give her something of his.
 
Mii
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That something was:
 
Kribensis27
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Three quarters of his food every feeding.
 
Aquariumlover1357
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Pleco knew that this was unfair and stupid: she isn't even close to being a vegetarian, much less a vegan, like him, so the food would be wasted!
 
Mii
Member
Fortunately, he could still eat algae, because he was a pleco.
 
Kribensis27
Member
But there wasn’t enough algae in the tank to sustain a fish as big as he was, it would take a spike in nitrates to cause that.
 
Aquariumlover1357
Member
Then he realized: Since the only occupant of the tank was her, excess algae was cleaned off the tank each week by a sponge on a stick.




(If you can't tell, I love making problems)
 
Kribensis27
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Aquariumlover1357 said:
Then he realized: Since the only occupant of the tank was her, excess algae was cleaned off the tank each week by a sponge on a stick.




(If you can't tell, I love making problems)
(Same)
So he made a plan.
 
Mii
Member
A plan to make HIM the tank boss
 
Kribensis27
Member
He would convince his tank mate to attack the hand holding the stick, leading to her removal.
 
Mii
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The only question was HOW.
 

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