Once upon a time....... - Page 3

Blue1314
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The fox named Francis ate the lion in Italy
 
jkkgron2
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But then he was arrested by a....
 
Blue1314
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A peanut butter sandwich who took him to jail
 
jkkgron2
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Where he met a megalodon that was arrested for....
 
JuiceBox52
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Feigning extinction
 
Pythia
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But it was too big for any jail cells.
 
RiverFisher87
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So he busted out and headed for the big city
 
Pythia
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and ate the Eiffel tower
 
NBettas83
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And went to a café.
 
AquaCaitlin
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NBettas83 said:
And went to a café.
Where he ordered a plate of macrons
 
kattiq
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and drank an entire pot of coffee
 
JuiceBox52
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And got high on caffeine (my friend did that once. Dont do it)
 
kattiq
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So high, he literally began to float in the air.
 
JuiceBox52
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He got lots of weird looks
 
NBettas83
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And asked to speak to the manager about his troubles.
 
kattiq
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But the manager found out his name was actually Karen so...
 
kanzekatores
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He didn't like the name Karen and he was the mutating evil bunny secretly so he sent him back to jail
 
NBettas83
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Were he met a colossal frog.
 
kanzekatores
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Who was also too big for any jail cells.
 
Pythia
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kanzekatores said:
Who was also too big for any jail cells.
So the frog was pretty much tied to the prison building but he was so big that he hopped away, dragging the entire prison with him.
 
kanzekatores
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And the megladon
 
kattiq
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Pythia said:
So the frog was pretty much tied to the prison building but he was so big that he hopped away, dragging the entire prison with him.
Eventually he slipped out of the ropes tying him to the prison and...
 
Pythia
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kattiq said:
Eventually he slipped out of the ropes tying him to the prison and...
Smushed the prison
 
jkkgron2
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Edit: Pythia beat me to it!
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
Used his mega jumpy powers to jump to.....
Me thinks I beat you to it by a few seconds
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
Me thinks I beat you to it by a few seconds
Me agrees
 
kattiq
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Pythia said:
Smushed the prison
Thankfully no one was hurt inside the prison, just covered in frog slime
 
Pythia
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kattiq said:
Thankfully no one was hurt inside the prison, just covered in frog slime
and really grossed out
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
and really grossed out
Except a bear ended up having an allergic reaction to....
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
Except a bear ended up having an allergic reaction to....
The frog slime and...
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
The pizza from the cafeteria
and started hallucinating about...
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
and started hallucinating about...
Dancing bananas until..
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
He turned into a banana
So he decided to become king of the bananas but....
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
So he decided to become king of the bananas but....
He got eaten before he had the chance...
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
He got eaten before he had the chance...
So a Apple decided to steal his throne..
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
So a Apple decided to steal his throne..
But the apple isn't a banana so...
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
But the apple isn't a banana so...
The citizens of banana village rebelled....
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
The citizens of banana village rebelled....
And ate the apple
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
And ate the apple
But then the apples started to protest since bananas are vegetarians..
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
But then the apples started to protest since bananas are vegetarians..
and it resulted in a war...
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
and it resulted in a war...
Where the bananas sided with the peaches and the apples fought alone....
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
Where the bananas sided with the peaches and the apples fought alone....
and got eaten again
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
and got eaten again
But then the frog came back and ate all the fruit....
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
But then the frog came back and ate all the fruit....
and got a huge bellyache
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
and got a huge bellyache
So he decided to eat the moon instead...
 
Pythia
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jkkgron2 said:
So he decided to eat the moon instead...
But the moon was so big he exploded
 
kanzekatores
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and covered earth in frog slime
 
jkkgron2
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Pythia said:
But the moon was so big he exploded
And as he exploded the moon shattered into a billion pieces.
 

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