Once upon a time....... - Page 2

[kattiq]

So he got some and put it on his long neck and face

 

[AquaCaitlin]

....than it slipped out of his hoof, hitting the dragon in its face and...

 

[JuiceBox52]

Woke the dragon up! Suddenly....

 

[kanzekatores]

The dragon swallowed the aloe and it made him very sick

 

[JuiceBox52]

He puked and puked, his puke was purple

 

[jkkgron2]

And the giraffe decided to prank the dragon by....

 

[Pythia]

putting a stink bomb in it's bed and...

 

[AquaticQueen]

....the giraffe laughed as the dragon ran out of bed gagging....

 

[Pythia]

....the giraffe laughed as the dragon ran out of bed gagging....

...And the dragon ended up breathing stinky gas instead of fire for a whole week.

 

[kanzekatores]

The dragon was mad at the giraffe so...

 

[Pythia]

The dragon was mad at the giraffe so...

He breathed stinky gas at the giraffe and the giraffe fainted...

 

[kanzekatores]

He breathed stinky gas at the giraffe and the giraffe fainted...

...and fell down a rabbit hole...

 

[Pythia]

...and fell down a rabbit hole...

...the rabbit was a mutant evil rabbit with evil powers and he wasn't pleased about the giraffe so he...

 

[AquaticQueen]

....turned the giraffe into a fly....

 

[Pythia]

....turned him into a fly....

...and attempted to smush him but...

 

[AquaticQueen]

...he got away and bit him in the...

 

[Pythia]

..he got away and bit him in the...

...tail and the rabbit got really mad and...

 

[kanzekatores]

tazed him

 

[Pythia]

tazed him

...but the bunny's spells could be broken when you taze the victim and the giraffe turned back into a giraffe.

 

[kanzekatores]

The giraffe kicked the bunny and grew wings and flew away

 

[jkkgron2]

But it crashed into a duck....

 

[Pythia]

But it crashed into a duck....

But the duck was also mutant with evil powers like the bunny...

 

[jkkgron2]

But the duck was also mutant with evil powers like the bunny...

Luckily the bear had given the giraffe defense lessons so the giraffe...

 

[Pythia]

Luckily the bear had given the giraffe defense lessons so the giraffe...

Booted the duck into outerspace and...

 

[AquaCaitlin]

...did a wiggle-dance which led to...

 

[AquaticQueen]

...him falling into a river...

 

[kanzekatores]

On Mars

 

[NBettas83]

Then a martian saved him...

 

[CaptainAquatics]

Then a martian saved him...

Then the man woke up and said, what a crazy dream....

 

[JuiceBox52]

Then the man woke up and said, what a crazy dream....

His wife said, that wasn't a dream...

 

[NBettas83]

And he freaked out...

 

[Pythia]

And he freaked out...

Ran up the wall...

 

[NBettas83]

And fell down...

 

[jkkgron2]

Into a cave where he....

 

[Pythia]

Into a cave where he....

Bonked his head and...

 

[JuiceBox52]

Lost his memory

 

[flyinGourami]

Lost his memory

Sorry to randomly join but... And couldn't find his way out of the cave.

 

[jkkgron2]

So he went to the master wizard who...

 

[kallililly1973]

So he went to the master wizard who...

Turned him into a Lion

 

[AquaticQueen]

but he felt bad for him because of his memory loss and.....

 

[kanzekatores]

You passed out on mars from a lack of oxygen and got flown back to earth by astronauts

 

[AquaticQueen]

Who gave him lunch when they got back to earth.....

 

[Pythia]

And sent him back home...

 

[AquaCaitlin]

...but he got distracted by a butterfly on the way and...

 

[Pythia]

Got lost

 

[AquaCaitlin]

Got lost

I read that as “get lost” lol

He than walked into a tree and fell unconscious

 

[JuiceBox52]

While he was out a fox named Francis found him

 

[NBettas83]

And brought him to Italy...

 

[flyinGourami]

And ate him?

Wait who is it that I am saying will get eaten?

 

[jkkgron2]

And ate him?

Wait who is it that I am saying will get eaten?

The giraffe... I think.