Just about every one of you is about to have a heart attack. I certainly do every time I see it. Anyways, here goes!! Video. I back up at the end so you can see the size of the tank. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaVQqVdVyc&feature=youtube_gdata_player And some pics. Some I'd like ID'd if you guys could. There are 4 or 5 of these. Some sort of mouth brooder, judging by the egg spots on their anal fins. I just call them Derp Fish, because they have derpy faces LOL Two of those yellow ones (looks like one male one female). 3 Jack Dempseys (2 regular ones, and the EBJD) Whatever this yellow dude is This stripey one (my favorite. He's a cutey). And a Jewel, a talking cat fish, two gold snooks, two little bass (the skinny ones in the vid. They are healthy, but I think they're wild caught, and their tank mates are too boisterous), and a flowerhorn, and I think that's it. He says the tank is about 100 gallons, and it's got a teeny tiny sump that only holds like 3 gallons of water. I was over there today taking care of them. I dosed a bunch of Amquel Plus to this tank for good measure. I guess he uses a Seachem ph buffer, too. Oh, and he only tops off the sump when it needs to be. No water changes. Like... EVER. Anyone ready to die yet??