Mom's Dictionary Of Meanings

Richard

  • Dumbwaiter -- One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
  • Feedback -- The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
  • Full Name -- What you call your child when you're mad at him.
  • Grandparents -- The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
  • Hearsay -- What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
  • Independent -- How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
  • Puddle -- A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
  • Show Off -- A child who is more talented than yours.
  • Sterilize -- What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
  • Top Bunk -- Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
  • Two-Minute Warning -- When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.
  • Whodunit -- None of the kids that live in your house.
 

coyoteoverdose

lol love it that so funny
 

cichlidlover

hehehe
 

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