Question Jokes??!!!

toeknee

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
 

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Ok I've not read all of these so forgive me if it's already posted


What do you call a short person who speaks to the dead and has escaped jail?

A small medium at large.

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RuralGuppykeeper

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This isn't a joke I heard but rather one I pulled on someone a few years ago. :rolleyes:

I just came back from a shopping trip for my birthday present. I walked into the kitchen carrying it. I noticed my sibling in the kitchen and said "Hey 'Fred', you wanted a tank for your birthday right?" as I held up a 10 gallon fish-tank kit. :playful: One of 'Fred's' (not his real name) interests were the military tanks, rather than my pretty glass aquarium.
 

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After a cement truck crash in Oklahoma a local resident spent an afternoon
painting the abandoned mixer to make it look like a crashed NASA capsule.
 

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After a cement truck crash in Oklahoma a local resident spent an afternoon
painting the abandoned mixer to make it look like a crashed NASA capsule.
We know thats you painting it @wd67 I recognize that hat from a past post :);)
Here is my joke... What did the Lawyer name his daughter??? Sue
 

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You wanna hear a funny joke!
Me in middle school

I know this one is mean to me but I think others will find it funny.
 

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Me to my roommate: Are you pregnant?
My roommate: No, I am not pregnant, but I am Nursing!
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One quick Nursing student.
With my roommate's permission to post.
 
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