I'm a nurse for the next four weeks!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by sirdarksol, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. sirdarksol

    sirdarksolFishlore LegendMember

    My wife just had bilateral foot surgery today (it was really neat; they had to cut through the fifth metatarsal on each foot and then pin it to the fourth. They did this in a total of half an hour), and won't be able to walk for the next seven days, and is on bedrest for four weeks, which means that I'm now the nurse in the family. ;)
    Also, nurses make the worst patients. She stopped breathing in the operating room (they fixed that one quickly). And now, we've been home for two and a half hours and she's already demanded water, soup, toast, pizza, cake, and ice cream. ;D
  2. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember

    Rofl... sounds like you're going to be a very busy nurse, SDS.
  3. Red1313

    Red1313Fishlore VIPMember

    Glad she's feeling well enough to be demanding :p

  4. Tony G.

    Tony G.Fishlore VIPMember

    Good luck! i was my sister's nurse once... not pretty LOL

  5. midthought

    midthoughtWell Known MemberMember

    Sounds like a full service joint you've got going! I know where I'd want to recuperate if I got sick. :p
  6. Lucy

    LucyModeratorModerator Member

    Oh gosh! I know you'll take good care of her.
    It's amazing the amount of things you want when someone else has to get it for you!

    I hope she feels better soon. :)
  7. bolivianbaby

    bolivianbabyFishlore LegendMember

    SDS-Only you would say foot surgery was neat! That's just priceless!

    I'm so glad she's okay and I'm hoping she's not expecting you to play nurse in costume:) If she does, don't post it on Youtube:;bmu
  8. OP

    sirdarksolFishlore LegendMember

    Not true. She did, as well. ;)

    That's another thing she demanded. I can't say "no" to an invalid. ;)

    Shoot! Don't post it on Youtube. I got that wrong. Big difference those four letters make, huh?

    Listens for the clacking of keys of people trying to find Sirdarksol in a nurse's outfit on Youtube
  9. Red1313

    Red1313Fishlore VIPMember

    Gah :eek: my eyes they burn!!!!
  10. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember

    I'm scrubbing mine right now.:shock:
  11. Furallicah

    FurallicahWell Known MemberMember

    Lol....*sigh* SDS I hope your wife recovers quickly...I would hate for you to suffer as nurse dress up for to long. Those outfits are always a pain....ROFL
  12. Aquarist

    AquaristFishlore LegendMember

    Hello SDS,

    Get well soon to the Mrs.! I'll be glad to send my Chef out for you both while she is recovering. I don't want y'all to starve! lol

    Nurses outfit :giggle:

  13. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember

    Ken, I don't think they are starving...:whistling:
  14. Aquarist

    AquaristFishlore LegendMember

    Those are treats! She's going to need real food. LOL
  15. OP

    sirdarksolFishlore LegendMember

    Today she had a salad topped with broiled tuna steak and baguette slices with roasted garlic butter on them, and I'm in the process of making cream puffs.
  16. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember

    You're making creampuffs? Not just thawing the ones from Costco? SDS, how come you didn't come nurse me when I was on bedrest?
  17. midthought

    midthoughtWell Known MemberMember

    Wow. Your wife's got the equivalent of the garlic juice and Vita Chem treatment. I'd get better right away. ;D
  18. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember


  19. Butterfly

    ButterflyModeratorModerator Member

    If someone fed me like that I'm not sure I'd get well too fast ;)

    Send Mrs SDS our get wells and take care of you too :)
  20. Furallicah

    FurallicahWell Known MemberMember

    :;laughing....That sure is one way to put it rofl.

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