I WISH I WAS A FISH

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I really really REALLY want to be a fish so i can swim under my live rock to see whats growing under there...grrr...it's not fair! :-[
 

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Sometimes I wish I was a fish too. Then I would have no worries and I wouldn't have to go school!
 

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Hahaha LOL ;D Yeah! Me too ... sometimes I wish I was a fish too ... lol But seriously ... I really love to swim, especially swimming underwater without taking a breath. This is when I wish I was a fish, so that I could stay underwater as long as I wished to, without taking a breath. This way, when I went swimming to a lake, river, or the sea, I could just keep being submerged underwater (without worrying about oxygen) and exploring the river's, lake's, or ocean's bottom, as well as catching glimpses of any fish I could meet on my way Wouldn't that be cool?
 
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You've captured my dream perfectly Isabella! Nemo's little adventure was cool - imagine meeting all those surfing turtles! Sooo cooool
 

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;D
 

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Stradius011 said:
Sometimes I wish I was a fish too. Then I would have no worries and I wouldn't have to go school!
You would have to go to school if you were a 'schooling' fish!!!! ;D

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LOL Gwenz ... true! Hehe ;D

I've read a joke once that was similar in theme. I forgot how it went though. I think, something like this: "Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools." LOL
 

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Isabella said:
LOL Gwenz ... true! Hehe ;D

I've read a joke once that was similar in theme. I forgot how it went though. I think, something like this: "Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools."  LOL
LOL! That is so funny!
 

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;D ;D ;D
 

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;D !!! I don't know what is up with me these days...
 

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hmm.. yeah.. I too wish to be a fish... and be in one of the fishlore members' tank..

This topic is too interesting.. hope this brings out the lighter side of us..
 
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;D Good joke! one of the oldest in the book and it still makes me giggle : If I was a fish I would like to meet a dugong or a beluga whale if i was out swimming...and Nemo and Dorey and Mr Ray and of course have a surf with Crush the turtle!  ;D
 

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Here is a thread started by me a while ago - it has lots of funny fish jokes I think the "schooling fish" one is also there.
 

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ON Disney Town town on line the fish are like:

Clown fish: Green, red nose, bike horn in fin, other clown stuff
Holy Mackerel: a ghost like Mackerel with the ring over the head.
Moon fish: a astronaut suit on a fish ( I come in peace)
Bearacuda: a bear with scuba gear
Nurse shark: a shark dressed as a nurse
Peanut butter and  Jellyfish
 
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haha thats great! I guess an angel fish could be like the holy makerel and an elephant nose fish could have a trunk! Any ideas guys?get those brains working!!
 
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Cool
 

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Peter243243 said:
ON Disney Town town on line the fish are like:

Clown fish: Green, red nose, bike horn in fin, other clown stuff
Holy Mackerel: a ghost like Mackerel with the ring over the head.
Moon fish: a astronaut suit on a fish ( I come in peace)
Bearacuda: a bear with scuba gear
Nurse shark: a shark dressed as a nurse
Peanut butter and  Jellyfish
...Starfish:Elvis Presley in a starfish.
Sea Horse: A horse in scuba gear.
Catfish: A cat with fins          Meow!           Meow meow meow!
Dogfish: a dog with fins                   Arf Arf!                             Woof woof arf!
Balloonfish: an orange balloon with eyes, fins, and gills.

It's hard to see those small pictures of fish. The balloon fish picture doesn't even look like the ones on Towntoon
If you have the game and go fishing you'll see animations of fish when you catch them. ;D
(You don't have to it's just kinda funny to see them)
 
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heheye thats amusing
 

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(Dogfish and Catfish fighting in tank)
Hi everyone...(glass shatters) What happened?
WOOF MEOW WOOF WOOF ARF ARF HISS MEOW MEOW HISS
(catfish and dogfish jump on me and start slapping everything with their tails)
Spike and Meowmeow STOP!
(Parents come home) GASP!
Me: Uh oh. EVERYONE HIDE!

Later..
(Salmon hits me) Ouch, where did that come form?
Goldfish: The smackeral wasn't fresh.
Me: Why didn't I stick to virtual fish?

The next day...
Me:I'm save in my room the fish are downstairs.(laughter from no where)
(Lungfish appears)
Me: MOO!!!
Cow: What?

I wake up.
Me: It was just a dream. Why am I at an abandoned fish farm in the middle of the Alantic Ocean?

TO be continued
 
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