I just had the fright of my life. I was looking at my tank and I have a piece of hollow driftwood with a small hole in it so you can see inside a little. Now I realised there's some odd white-ish thing pressed against the hole from the inside and I had no idea what it was...I poked it with a stick and nothing happened. I knew it wasn't a leaf, so I quickly took stock of the tank, trying to figure out whose dead body I was about to have to pull out of this log, but everyone was there. SOMEHOW I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I HAVE A CLOWN LOACH!!! Eventually I see enough colouring to tell it's my loach. My heart drops, thinking he must've got himself stuck in there and died... I pick the piece of wood up, take it half out the water and still no movement. I turn it so I can see the hollow part and yep, there's his tail. I reach in to pull him out, thinking he was dead, but the tail moved a little! I quickly put the wood back under water and shook it gently, hoping he was still alive. Eventually he popped out, completely unharmed. I swear these fish will be the death of me Just thought I'd start a thread where others could share their funny/scary fish keeping experiences, so please post yours!