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SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately I am here to post as well
Unfortunately Cheesecake won't be here because he will be too busy posting in the banana clan.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately Cheesecake won't be here because he will be too busy posting in the banana clan.
Fortunately he will not be in banana clan until whenever TheFISH12 invites him
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately he will not be in banana clan until whenever TheFISH12 invites him
Unfortunately TheFISH12 hasn't been on since tuesday.
 
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Cheesecake

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately TheFISH12 hasn't been on since tuesday.
Fortunately Kribensis27 already invited me lol.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Cheesecake said:
Fortunately Kribensis27 already invited me lol.
Unfortunately that is a hard post to follow up
 

TheFISH12

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately TheFISH12 hasn't been on since tuesday.
Fortunately I'm back!
 

Mii

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TheFISH12 said:
Fortunately I'm back!
unfortunately I forgot this thread existed for a long time.
 

kanzekatores

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Mii said:
unfortunately I forgot this thread existed for a long time.
Me too, fortunately I now remember that it exists.
 

Mii

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kanzekatores said:
Me too, fortunately I now remember that it exists.
Unfortunately I forgot what was going on here.
 
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Cheesecake

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Mii said:
Unfortunately I forgot what was going on here.
Fortunately, an unusually large amount of squirrels brandishing q-tips is terrorizing London, so it distracts us from our forgetfulness.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Cheesecake said:
Fortunately, an unusually large amount of squirrels brandishing q-tips is terrorizing London, so it distracts us from our forgetfulness.
Unfortunately the forgetfulness is replaced by distraction and we buy plane tickets to London and faffed about being proper bloody daft blokes.
 

kanzekatores

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Fortunately the plane doesn’t crash.
 

Mii

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kanzekatores said:
Fortunately the plane doesn’t crash.
unfortunately the bus we get on after the plane lands does crash
 

kanzekatores

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Mii said:
unfortunately the bus we get on after the plane lands does crash
fortunately everyone on the bus is ok
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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kanzekatores said:
fortunately everyone on the bus is ok
Unfortunately the bus killed the squirrels.
 
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Cheesecake

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately the bus killed the squirrels.
Fortunately they're zombie squirrels.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Cheesecake said:
Fortunately they're zombie squirrels.
Unfortunately they were the queens zombie soldiers and she has declared war against the US.
 

kanzekatores

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Fortunately we cant speak squirrel so we didnt understand the war declaration
 
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Cheesecake

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kanzekatores said:
Fortunately we cant speak squirrel so we didnt understand the war declaration
Unfortunately for the zombie squirrels, a crazy squirrel man has offered to translate the declaration of war, as long as we give him a lifetime supply of acorns.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Cheesecake said:
Unfortunately for the zombie squirrels, a crazy squirrel man has offered to translate the declaration of war, as long as we give him a lifetime supply of acorns.
Fortunately they were the ones to declare war and we don't want war, so we don't give the lifetime supplie of acorns
 

kanzekatores

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Unfortunately they raid the US in search of acorns.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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kanzekatores said:
Unfortunately they raid the US in search of acorns.
Fortunately they had mistaken the Canada for the US and were raiding Canada.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Fortunately they had mistaken the Canada for the US and were raiding Canada.
Unfortunately the Canadian winter froze off much of their rotting flesh, including arms which they still had control of, multiplying their disabled forces.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Unfortunately the Canadian winter froze off much of their rotting flesh, including arms which they still had control of, multiplying their disabled forces.
Fortunately some of them lost eyes and accidently fell in the lake.
 
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Cheesecake

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Fortunately some of them lost eyes and accidently fell in the lake.
Unfortunately, the government developed flamethrowers that can flame entire acres of land at once, and bbq all of the squirrels.
 

Imcrayfishareawesome

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Fortunately, the flamethrowers were out of gas.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Unfortunately most of the squirrels died from an unknown disease.
 

Mii

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately most of the squirrels died from an unknown disease.
Fortunately, the squirrels found out that heaven was real and it's pretty cool.
 

GouramisAreSuperior

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Unfortunately, the squirrels played Doom and heaven for them was bad for everyone else
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Fortunately the since that is hard to follow we can change topics
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately the since that is hard to follow we can change topics
Unfortunately, none of us can think of a topic.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Fortunately I saw a great meme a few minutes ago!
SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately, none of us can think of a topic.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately I saw a great meme a few minutes ago!
Unfortunately, I was distracted by con-man monkeys trying to tell me that clown puke gravel is the best planted tank substrate because the pink paint supplies it nutrients, and didn't see the fish meme.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately, I was distracted by con-man monkeys trying to tell me that clown puke gravel is the best planted tank substrate because the pink paint supplies it nutrients, and didn't see the fish meme.
Fortunately, he did not succeed in his evil scheme.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately, he did not succeed in his evil scheme.
Unfortunately the con-man is still trying to scam other people with his clown puke gravel. And he has his workers trying to sell replaceable filter cartridges.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately the con-man is still trying to scam other people with his clown puke gravel. And he has his workers trying to sell replaceable filter cartridges.
Fortunately his competition - Aquarium Sand Store - is much more popular, and he has only made one successful sale.
 

Imcrayfishareawesome

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Unfortunately, that sale was for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds of clown puke gravel.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Imcrayfishareawesome said:
Unfortunately, that sale was for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds of clown puke gravel.
Fortunately, the costumer doesn’t keep live plants.
 

Pythia

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Fortunately, the costumer doesn’t keep live plants.
Unfortunately, because it was so heavy, the customer's car broke down as soon as they loaded it into his car.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Unfortunately, the man never thought to try a new substrate, and stopped fishkeeping because of the horrendous,
Pythia said:
Unfortunately, because it was so heavy, the customer's car broke down as soon as they loaded it into his car.
Fortunately, this caused him to leave it all behind, and turn to sand as a more aesthetic, plant friendly, and natural substrate.
 

NBettas83

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This thread is still going?

Unfortunately, he didn't have a good light so his plants melted (like mine).
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Fortunately his snails loved the dead plant matter
NBettas83 said:
This thread is still going?

Unfortunately, he didn't have a good light so his plants melted (like mine).
Fortunately his snails loved the dead plant matter
NBettas83 said:
This thread is still going?

Unfortunately, he didn't have a good light so his plants melted (like mine).
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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NevermindIgnoreMe said:
Fortunately his snails loved the dead plant matter

Fortunately his snails loved the dead plant matter
Unfortunately the snails didn't eat it all, and there was a ammonia spike, and gave the fish in the tank ich.
 

NevermindIgnoreMe

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Fortunately the owner was well prepared.
SouthAmericanCichlids said:
Unfortunately the snails didn't eat it all, and there was a ammonia spike, and gave the fish in the tank ich.
 

Imcrayfishareawesome

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unfortunately, a german tank rammed through the fish tank.
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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Imcrayfishareawesome said:
unfortunately, a german tank rammed through the fish tank.
Fortunately all the fish fell into the German FISH tank, which was twice the size of the old one.
 

kanzekatores

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Unfortunately there were even more issues in the german FISH tank
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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kanzekatores said:
Unfortunately there were even more issues in the german FISH tank
But since the Germans have much more advanced fish supplies, this particular FISH tank, can heal any fish of their sickness.
 

kanzekatores

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SouthAmericanCichlids said:
But since the Germans have much more advanced fish supplies, this particular FISH tank, can heal any fish of their sickness.
Unfortunately the german FISH tank cracked and started leaking
 

SouthAmericanCichlids

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kanzekatores said:
Unfortunately the german FISH tank cracked and started leaking
Fortunately, they got new indestructible silicone to seal it up.
 

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