Fortunate Unfortunate - Page 10

jake37

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Fortunately another almost smart bass used hypnosis to bring the smart bass memory back.
 

Pythia

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Unfortunately, that bass wasn't smart enough to do the procedures.
 

jkkgron2

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jake37 said:
Fortunately another almost smart bass used hypnosis to bring the smart bass memory back.
Unfortunately Almost smart bass accidentally gave Smart bass his memories to
 

nikm128

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I'm so confused hilarious
 

Pythia

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jake37

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Fortunately while everyone was in a state of confusion; the almost smart bass memories enhanced the smart bass and turn her into a super smart bass.
 

KinderScout

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Unfortunately super-smart bass was so super-smart it turned philosophical, eventually realizing the inevitable futility of living in a cold, dark universe and so attempted to transcend to a higher plane of existence by drinking a whole bottle of Excel. Ah. Not as super-smart as it thought......
 

Pythia

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KinderScout said:
Unfortunately super-smart bass was so super-smart it turned philosophical, eventually realizing the inevitable futility of living in a cold, dark universe and so attempted to transcend to a higher plane of existence by drinking a whole bottle of Excel. Ah. Not as super-smart as it thought......
Now I'm confused...
 

jkkgron2

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KinderScout said:
Unfortunately super-smart bass was so super-smart it turned philosophical, eventually realizing the inevitable futility of living in a cold, dark universe and so attempted to transcend to a higher plane of existence by drinking a whole bottle of Excel. Ah. Not as super-smart as it thought......
Fortunately it half succeeded and got teleported to another planet..?
 

KinderScout

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Unfortunately this planet was in a deeper, darker part of the universe than before - the super smart bass got even more depressed than before and resorted to mind altering substances defined by the cosmic police authority as 'incompatible with accepted social behaviour'. She was sumarrily arrested and sentenced to life in a penal colony in a far flung corner of the universe.
 

jkkgron2

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I’m confused...
 

jake37

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You should be as we all should be for unfortunately this thread lacks non-confusing material.

jkkgron2 said:
I’m confused...
 

KinderScout

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if in doubt try the well tested approach of:
<fortunately | unfortunately><magic | aliens | god> happened and the <fish | frog | shrimp | snail> was <saved | destroyed beyond recognition>
 

jake37

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fortunately the magic happened and the shrimp was destroyed beyond recognition.
 

jkkgron2

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Unfortunately Although the shrimp was destroyed its babys still survived
 

Pythia

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Fortunately, the babys were normal and cute.
 

jkkgron2

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Unfortunately they were being killed by hydra
 

jake37

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fortunately they ate the hydra before it killed them.
 

jkkgron2

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Unfortunately there were to many hydra and they couldn’t eat them all
 

Pythia

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Wait, is it a hydra as in the creature hydra?
 

jkkgron2

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Pythia said:
Wait, is it a hydra as in the creature hydra?
The aquarium pest hydra, I think...
 

Pythia

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jkkgron2 said:
Unfortunately there were to many hydra and they couldn’t eat them all
Fortunately, the rest got scared off.
 

jake37

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Unfortunately the fortunate were not so fortunate and a space creep landed and zapped them all with a ray gun.
 

erinw347

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Fortunately, there were a couple survivors that stole the ray gun
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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unfortunately they held it backwards and shot themselves.
 

jake37

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Fortunately when they shot themselves it was in the pinky.
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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i beat you to it buddy.
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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Unfortunately, their pinkies fell off.
 

jake37

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Fortunately they didn't need their pinkies and future generations didn't even have pinkies.
 

NBettas83

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Unfortunately, they couldn't play VR games anymore.

Ha, I thought this thread was dead.
 

jake37

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Fortunately this thread died.

NBettas83 said:
Unfortunately, they couldn't play VR games anymore.

Ha, I thought this thread was dead.
 

AquaCaitlin

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Unfortunately we revived it
 

Pythia

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Fortunately, this thread is fun
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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Unfortunately Jake is a party pooper and wants this thread to die.
 

Sanderguy777

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Fortunately, we all h
Canacullus said:
Unfortunately Jake is a party pooper and wants this thread to die.
Fortunately it isn't about to!
 

Pythia

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Sanderguy777 said:
Fortunately, we all h

Fortunately it isn't about to!
Unfortunately what if it gets silent again?
 

AquaCaitlin

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Pythia said:
Unfortunately what if it gets silent again?
Fortunately we should make some kind of deal to at least post a message a day to keep it alive
 

NBettas83

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AquaCaitlin said:
Fortunately we should make some kind of deal to at least post a message a day to keep it alive
Unfortunately, some members might not be on every day. And I haven't been getting alerts.
 

Pythia

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NBettas83 said:
Unfortunately, some members might not be on every day. And I haven't been getting alerts.
Fortunately, some members are still on
 

AquaCaitlin

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Pythia said:
Fortunately, some members are still on
Unfortunately, I totally forgot where we left the story off at
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

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Fortunately there is a guy who has pet squirrels and he remembers.
 

NBettas83

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Unfortunately the squirrels got loose so he had to get them.
Canacullus said:
Fortunately there is a guy who has pet squirrels and he remembers.
When my dad was younger there was this squirrel that came to him, he would feed it and it would even let him pet it. He named him Abracrombe or something of that sound.
 

AquaCaitlin

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NBettas83 said:
Unfortunately the squirrels got loose so he had to get them.

When my dad was younger there was this squirrel that came to him, he would feed it and it would even let him pet it. He named him Abracrombe or something of that sound.
Fortunately, they all responded to their names and came to him
 

NBettas83

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Unfortunately, their names were usually only called for dinner, they expected it, but he was out of squirrel food.
 

HHHHMMMMMMMMMM

Member
Fortunately they ate all of his pastry flour instead.
 

Pythia

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Unfortunately, it gave them a huge bellyache and the flour turned into dough in their stomachs and sort of expanded until the squirrels looked like little balls rolling around.
 

Hugooo

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Fortunately, the squirrels had some *really* bad gas, but it eventually passed.
 

Pythia

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Hugooo said:
Fortunately, the squirrels had some *really* bad gas, but it eventually passed.
Unfortunately, the gas was so stinky it made everyone within an 100 mile radius faint.
 

SeaMonkey06

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Fortunately they all had gas masks
 

NBettas83

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Unfortunately, they were so out of breath that they had to take them off.
 

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