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I was going to tell a joke about aquarium salt.

But then I decided...
Na.

EDIT: Wasn't that joke sodium good?

Write yours (original) below.
 

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Ever since I bought this aquarium from the black market, things have been very..

Fishy

(Made this up on the spot lol sorry it's not very good)
 

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2 fish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other ‘how do you drive this thing?’

Uncle joke of the century. Still my favourite one liner out there.
 

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2211Nighthawk said:
2 fish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other ‘how do you drive this thing?’

Uncle joke of the century. Still my favourite one liner out there.
Thanks, I laughed in class!
 

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Two fish are swimming upstream when they run into a huge cement wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!" (It's all in the spelling, guys.)
 
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see what you did there
 

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My fish puns are a lot betta than the ones above.

My puns are on a whole different scale.

When I saw wild discus prices, I thought, "What the heckel?"
 

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These fish puns are Kraken me up

If you think of a better one, let minnow!!
 

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I’ll just say it.

When you find a better fish pun let minnow.


HEY!! THAT WAS MINE!!
 

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2211Nighthawk said:
I’ll just say it.

When you find a better fish pun let minnow.
o_O
 
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GrayGray4231 said:
If you think of a better one, let minnow!!
ohh my... I sea!
 

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Keep friends close, anemones closer.
 
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75 gallon Discus Tank said:
My fish puns are a lot betta than the ones above.

My puns are on a whole different scale.

When I saw wild discus prices, I thought, "What the heckel?"
You nailed it.
 

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Why did the fish get bad grades??
 

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I could filter through these sorts of jokes for hours. I'd hake to be that one guy but I'll like to sea if your puns go as swimmingly as mine. Don't get too com-plaice-ent or you may find yourself washed out after my wave of comedy. But don't flake out just yet or you could end up with that sinking feeling you could be achieving moor.
 

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2211Nighthawk said:
I’ll just say it.

When you find a better fish pun let minnow.


HEY!! THAT WAS MINE!!
I said it first, so it was mine!!
 

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This one's moor of a joke than a pun.
Q. What instruments do fish play?
A. Bass!
 
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