Fish Puns(:

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Discus-Tang, Apr 17, 2018.

  1. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    I was going to tell a joke about aquarium salt.

    But then I decided...

    EDIT: Wasn't that joke sodium good?

    Write yours (original) below.
    Last edited: Apr 17, 2018
  2. Mary765Fishlore VIPMember

    Ever since I bought this aquarium from the black market, things have been very..


    (Made this up on the spot lol sorry it's not very good)
  3. dumbolescesenNew MemberMember

    Why don't fish play soccer?
    It's because they are scared of the net (except for this guy)!
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  4. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    Saw that in the world records book a few years back (2013)!
  5. 2211NighthawkFishlore VIPMember

    2 fish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other ‘how do you drive this thing?’

    Uncle joke of the century. Still my favourite one liner out there.
  6. Mary765Fishlore VIPMember

    Thanks, I laughed in class! :p
  7. chromedome52Fishlore VIPMember

    Two fish are swimming upstream when they run into a huge cement wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!" (It's all in the spelling, guys.)
  8. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    see what you did there;)
  9. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

    My fish puns are a lot betta than the ones above.

    My puns are on a whole different scale.

    When I saw wild discus prices, I thought, "What the heckel?"
  10. GrayGray4231Well Known MemberMember

    These fish puns are Kraken me up ;););)

    If you think of a better one, let minnow!!
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  11. 2211NighthawkFishlore VIPMember

    I’ll just say it.

    When you find a better fish pun let minnow.

  12. GrayGray4231Well Known MemberMember

  13. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    ohh my... I sea!
  14. GrayGray4231Well Known MemberMember

    Keep friends close, anemones closer.
  15. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    You nailed it.
  16. GrayGray4231Well Known MemberMember

    Why did the fish get bad grades??
  17. Mary765Fishlore VIPMember

    I could filter through these sorts of jokes for hours. I'd hake to be that one guy but I'll like to sea if your puns go as swimmingly as mine. Don't get too com-plaice-ent or you may find yourself washed out after my wave of comedy. But don't flake out just yet or you could end up with that sinking feeling you could be achieving moor.
  18. GrayGray4231Well Known MemberMember

    I said it first, so it was mine!!
  19. 2211NighthawkFishlore VIPMember

  20. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    This one's moor of a joke than a pun.
    Q. What instruments do fish play?
    A. Bass!