Corney fish jokes, I’ll start. What do you call a fish who works with wood? A carp-ender.
With this being posted in this forum, it will be a breeding ground of puns off the scale!
What do you call a fish with no "eye" (i).... (Ok this one is better spoken)
You have a good fish joke? Let minnow.
You betta keep up with this thread then @JLeeM!
Wish I could mark this as funny and agree. Lol.
Im fin-ished with these puns!
When I fish, my haul is always filled to the Bream with bluegill!
(I don't actually fish)
I can't tank any more of this
The puns are coming in at a snail’s pace. We need more!
Two flathead walk into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
Here’s an old one but a good one.
2 fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other one and says, “How do you drive this thing!”
What's black, white, and Asian but loved by everyone?
A panda cory!
PS- Sorry if this offended anyone, it wasn't meant to, but let's face it, racism is real.
Really no ones done it yet?
One fish swims into a wall.
Turns to the school and says DAM
more like carp-endler!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
That's the best my kids could cough up on spot, they had some others about Finland and tennis that were not as good...
I always heard it as,
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?"
"You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"What about the glue?"
"I knew you'd get stuck on that"
Fishing Joke Ahead
Just keeping it Reel I laughed out loud in public
I got you bro
This isn't a pun but
Since we can't see air, can fish see water?
Makes you think. Lol.
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