Fish Jokes?

  1. AJE

    AJE Well Known Member Member

    Corney fish jokes, I’ll start. What do you call a fish who works with wood? A carp-ender.
     
  2. 75g Discus Tank

    75g Discus Tank Fishlore VIP Member

    With this being posted in this forum, it will be a breeding ground of puns off the scale!
     
  3. Rtessy

    Rtessy Well Known Member Member

    What do you call a fish with no "eye" (i).... (Ok this one is better spoken)
    A fshhh
     


  4. JLeeM

    JLeeM Well Known Member Member

    You have a good fish joke? Let minnow.
     
  5. 75g Discus Tank

    75g Discus Tank Fishlore VIP Member

  6. JLeeM

    JLeeM Well Known Member Member

    Wish I could mark this as funny and agree. Lol.
     


  7. CanadianFishFan

    CanadianFishFan Well Known Member Member

    Im fin-ished with these puns!
     
  8. Discus-Tang

    Discus-Tang Well Known Member Member

    When I fish, my haul is always filled to the Bream with bluegill!



    (I don't actually fish)
     
  9. ButchB

    ButchB New Member Member

    I can't tank any more of this
     
  10. 75g Discus Tank

    75g Discus Tank Fishlore VIP Member

    The puns are coming in at a snail’s pace. We need more!
     
  11. Discus-Tang

    Discus-Tang Well Known Member Member

    Two flathead walk into a bar. The bartender says,
    "Why the long face?"
     
  12. 75g Discus Tank

    75g Discus Tank Fishlore VIP Member

    Here’s an old one but a good one.

    2 fish are in a tank.

    One turns to the other one and says, “How do you drive this thing!”
     
  13. JLeeM

    JLeeM Well Known Member Member

    What's black, white, and Asian but loved by everyone?

    A panda cory!

    PS- Sorry if this offended anyone, it wasn't meant to, but let's face it, racism is real.
     
  14. D

    Disturbed.) Valued Member Member

    Really no ones done it yet?
    One fish swims into a wall.
    Turns to the school and says DAM
     
  15. 75g Discus Tank

    75g Discus Tank Fishlore VIP Member

    more like carp-endler!
     
  16. x

    xloe Valued Member Member

    What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

    :) That's the best my kids could cough up on spot, they had some others about Finland and tennis that were not as good...
     
  17. Rtessy

    Rtessy Well Known Member Member

    I always heard it as,
    "What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?"
    "What?"
    "You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
    "What about the glue?"
    "I knew you'd get stuck on that"
     
  18. CanadianFishFan

    CanadianFishFan Well Known Member Member

    Fishing Joke Ahead

    Just keeping it Reel I laughed out loud in public
     
  19. Iverg1

    Iverg1 Well Known Member Member

    I got you bro
     
  20. edevingo

    edevingo Valued Member Member

    This isn't a pun but
    Since we can't see air, can fish see water?
    Makes you think. Lol.