Fish Jokes?

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by AJE, Jun 13, 2018.

  1. AJEWell Known MemberMember

    Corney fish jokes, I’ll start. What do you call a fish who works with wood? A carp-ender.

  2. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

    With this being posted in this forum, it will be a breeding ground of puns off the scale!

  3. RtessyFishlore VIPMember

    What do you call a fish with no "eye" (i).... (Ok this one is better spoken)
    A fshhh

  4. JLeeMWell Known MemberMember

    You have a good fish joke? Let minnow.
  5. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

  6. JLeeMWell Known MemberMember

    Wish I could mark this as funny and agree. Lol.
  7. CanadianFishFanWell Known MemberMember

    Im fin-ished with these puns!
  8. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    When I fish, my haul is always filled to the Bream with bluegill!

    (I don't actually fish)
  9. BraedonBValued MemberMember

    I can't tank any more of this
  10. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

    The puns are coming in at a snail’s pace. We need more!
  11. Discus-TangWell Known MemberMember

    Two flathead walk into a bar. The bartender says,
    "Why the long face?"
  12. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

    Here’s an old one but a good one.

    2 fish are in a tank.

    One turns to the other one and says, “How do you drive this thing!”
  13. JLeeMWell Known MemberMember

    What's black, white, and Asian but loved by everyone?

    A panda cory!

    PS- Sorry if this offended anyone, it wasn't meant to, but let's face it, racism is real.
  14. Disturbed.)Valued MemberMember

    Really no ones done it yet?
    One fish swims into a wall.
    Turns to the school and says DAM
  15. 75g Discus TankFishlore VIPMember

    more like carp-endler!
  16. xloeValued MemberMember

    What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
    You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.

    :) That's the best my kids could cough up on spot, they had some others about Finland and tennis that were not as good...
  17. RtessyFishlore VIPMember

    I always heard it as,
    "What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?"
    "You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
    "What about the glue?"
    "I knew you'd get stuck on that"
  18. CanadianFishFanWell Known MemberMember

    Fishing Joke Ahead

    Just keeping it Reel I laughed out loud in public
  19. Iverg1Well Known MemberMember

    I got you bro
  20. edevingoValued MemberMember

    This isn't a pun but
    Since we can't see air, can fish see water?
    Makes you think. Lol.

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