Dear Human... Funny

Discussion in 'Betta Fish' started by hooxeii, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. hooxeii

    hooxeiiWell Known MemberMember

    ((Sometimes the silly bug bites))


    Dear Human,

    I couldn't help but notice that you do not understand me. You sit there at your desk all the time with your hands and opposable thumbs and large brain, yet you do not understand my simple body language.

    When I look at you, you are supposed to feed me. This is how it works. You think you are the dominant species, but ah, who's the one that gets his meals delivered to him and poo cleaned up by a so-called higher life form on a regular basis? Me. You only -think- you're the one in charge.

    How can a fish be typing, you ask? Believe me, you don't want to know. It would blow your feeble human mind.

    Anyways, I just wanted to write you to say that I will continue to beg and pout and look adorable until food is delievered into my domain. I would also like to remind you that my tank is mine and you should stop looking at it. I know you like it, and you want to live in it, but it is MINE. This is why I flare at you whenever you look at it. Got to remind you who's boss.

    Also yesterday you destroyed my bubblenest and I worked SO HARD on it. The ladies, they would have been impressed, but no, you had to get out that scary siphon thing and mess it up. Now it is ruined and no female would ever put her eggs in THAT.

    I will now resume my usual begging routine.

    Love,
    Volly
     
  2. navyscuba

    navyscubaWell Known MemberMember

    That has to be the funnies thing I ever read.
    :;laughing :;perfect
     
  3. bassbonediva

    bassbonedivaFishlore VIPMember

    ROFL!! Love it! It almost sounds like a cat writing it. :p
     




  4. harpua2002

    harpua2002Fishlore VIPMember

    ROFL! That was funny! :)
     




  5. bolivianbaby

    bolivianbabyFishlore LegendMember

    That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing it with us.
     
  6. Furallicah

    FurallicahWell Known MemberMember

    Lol thats great
     
  7. Martinismommy

    MartinismommyFishlore VIPMember

    That is too funny! I know exactly what you are talking about! Here are a couple of my beggers!
     

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  8. uprightandlockedWell Known MemberMember

    Very good, very good!!! I have to tell you, sometimes I decorate my tanks and wish I could live in them, they're so pretty!
     
  9. Red1313

    Red1313Fishlore VIPMember

    ROFLMBO!!!

    Change the signature and it could have been one of my kids :p
     
  10. Meenu

    MeenuFishlore VIPMember

    lol...volly reminds me of Pinky and the Brain... is he plotting to take over the world? (Zorf!)
     
  11. clickWell Known MemberMember

    Hillarious. Makes me want to get a betta...but I must resit the urge...no room for one :(
     
  12. broncosno1New MemberMember

    its funny but its sad cause that fish is sooooooo right. my fish rule whatever free time and brain activity i can muster after a hard days work.
     
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    hooxeii

    hooxeiiWell Known MemberMember

    Volly says that he is not, in fact, planning -global- conquest. He doesn't like antarctica, so someone else can have that.

    He also says that MM's pictures perfectly illustrate the lack of communication between bettas and people. Look at those faces. They are CLEARLY asking for food, yet their bellies are not filled!
     
  14. Tigerfishy

    TigerfishyWell Known MemberMember

    Haha, thanks for sharing! I'm just going to casually NOT let my boys read this. It might give them even more ideas...
    No Draconis, get away from the keys, GET OFF, noooooo stop

    ***************

    Haha overpowered human!!! Volly, I feel your pain. I dance and dance and dance but for what. Nothing but a laugh and a point "Look at him" they say "hahaha" they go. I'm sick of it.

    Signed, Draconis

    ***************

    Sorry, he got me. You really DON'T wanna know how they type...

    Hooxeii, well done, it cheered my Fri morning up, and woke me up trying not to laugh out loud here!!
     
  15. peacemaker92

    peacemaker92Well Known MemberMember

    Cute and funny! :;laughing I really can't imagine how they'd type. :D
     
  16. Aquarist

    AquaristFishlore LegendMember

    Great story Hooxeii!

    I'm glad I have my computer password protected so my boy Wriggley doesn't sign on and get ideas. Otherwise I would have to Quarantine this thread. ROFL. (just teasing).
    Ken
     
  17. marina3Valued MemberMember

    Whatch out when you go clean his tank!!! I think he has planned a :;nin2 attack!!!!
     
  18. mcurtissdsuWell Known MemberMember

    LOL!!! :;laughing

    I needed that, thank you! :)
     
  19. loachaholicValued MemberMember

    Since I imagine jumping on the keyboard might cause either suffocation or a short circuit, I'm going to put my money on fish-telekinesis.
     
  20. Fish_Man

    Fish_ManValued MemberMember

    that was funny, can't wait till you write more
     




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