Christmas carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOI Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why...

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, ...(better start again)

 

LOL! That is all I can say...


NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

That is so true about me. j/k

 

that's too funny

 

LOL! That is all I can say...


NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

That is so true about me. j/k

Yep us angels sing about you....... Fa la la la la la la la
Carol

 

Maybe I'm borderline since I want a flame thrower for Christmas.

 

PARANOI Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

You got that right. Me and my gang of reindeer.

 

ok, ok.. I'll pay the "Protection Fee" Santa!

You got that right. Me and my gang of reindeer.

 

Maybe I'm borderline since I want a flame thrower for Christmas.

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
And you will be roasting who.... erm what on an open fire?
Carol

 

Wow, here.
Tom

 

Wow, here.

X2

 

um.. just melting some snow, that's all.

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
And you will be roasting who.... erm what on an open fire?
Carol

 

You could come up and melt the snow in my driveway. ;D

 

no problem! you won't recognize the place when i'm done.

You could come up and melt the snow in my driveway. ;D

 

Uhhhhh (debating no shoveling vs no house)

 

Thanks a bunch Carol!.. I almost snorted part of my drink reading this post, I was laughing so hard!.. and I actually have a few neighbors that came to mind while reading this.. come to think of it, some family members too.. No Uncle Basil, you can cease harking.. the herald angels are not singing about you!..LOL.

 

I thought it was hilarious also
carol

 

OMG! That is too funny.