A Little Tuesday Humor

  1. bolivianbaby Fishlore Legend Member

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables
    when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

    When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

    'Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
  2. Lucy Moderator Moderator Member

    :;laughing Woof!
     

  3. Shawnie Fishlore Legend Member

    :;rl seen that one and it still cracks me up....I wanted to name my rottie that but felt the neighbors would think i was mad when i called her to come in LOL
     

  4. Tony G. Fishlore VIP Member

    Hey! my first name is jesus! :nono:

    LOL that joke is great. If you're into this type of humor i suggest you read:
    "Walter the Farting Dog"
    its really good, and has this kind of comedy in it :)
     

  5. Meenu Fishlore VIP Member

    That's hilarious!
     
  6. titusxander Member Member

    Haha i love that joke just as much as i loved our rotties. They were Sheba and Anne. RIP sweet girls!!!
     
  7. lorabell Well Known Member Member

    :;rl
     
  8. CHoffman Fishlore VIP Member

    :;perfect Cute joke. Thanks for sharing.
     
  9. Red1313 Fishlore VIP Member

    Rofl
     
  10. aquatic mouse Well Known Member Member

    Grrrrrrrrr....arf! Lol