<laugh> Thanks, John. My half-Polish, half-Irish self appreciates the offer!
Unfortunately, the deal has fallen through. "Mr. Coot," as we've come to think of him, refuses to consider reducing the price or extending the option period so we can get some bids on repairs or even a mold inspection. It seemed like a steal at 130k (yes, everything is less expensive down here!), but it needs a lot of work! A quick rundown:
New roof, including removing two layers of shingles
Foundation repair
Replace water heater that is in danger of exploding
Run plumbing so two bathrooms no longer drain to underneath the house, but rather to septic system
Bring wiring up to code (serious fire hazard)
Repair external wood rot
Replace all window and external door frames
Replace rafters that have water damage and no longer even meet
Fix dryer vent to vent to OUTSIDE the house
Replace heater
Replace two A/C units
Additions are not properly attached to house
Multiple leaks from roof and throughout house
Improperly installed sinks and tubs
No safety glass
Replace fireplace
Replace improper duct work
The list goes on and on. This is all in addition to the stuff we knew about - needs a paint job, smoke detectors, light fixtures, doorknobs, etc.. I wish I could upload the inspection report to the "humor" forum! In pristine condition, the property would be worth about 170k. It needs way more than 40k in repairs! Did I mention it comes with NO appliances? The kitchen would have to be gutted to even install an oven.
Well, since we aren't getting it, I guess I can show a picture of the exterior. My heart still skips a beat when I look at it, but we can't afford to take on a deathtrap/Money Pit.
