Neville

The now popularized saying “All men are dogs” is not as offensive as most males think . In fact this statement is a compliment of the highest order and one should be glad to have received it. Women on the other hand r cats.

Men Go Woof While Barking Orders

To understand why men are labeled as “dogs”, let us see the characteristics of the “dog”. Dogs are generally gentle creatures. They are very loving; show their affection without hesitation and their specialty is their loyalty. They also take immense care of their loved ones and guard their significant others with their lives. Dogs may not mate for life but that is the case with the maximum of the creatures. It is quite difficult to dislike dogs and they have a lot of energy and thus they make a lot of pals. Looking at these facts a man will see the striking resemblance that he has with dogs. Men can command situations just like man’s best friend and like dogs men only wage war for territories and to win the affection or guard someone they like. So men are dogs and yeah that’s a compliment.

Cat’s Claws and Women’s Nails

Women are cats. Let us analyze cats. Cats are very hard to please. Cats are prone to repetitive mood swings. Like women cats like garments, cats eat less, even when they are hungry and they also ‘act’ clean. A cat spends most of its time cleaning itself and the environment around it. They just r not satisfied with anything. No matter what u do for them, they still feel as if they r the boss. Feed them, love them and/or take care of them, cats still feel superior to u. Sure cats r cute and most of them have beautiful eyes, but cats r hard to love and if u do love them, it just is never enough for them. But cats r understanding and what their mate does they try to understand. So women r cats.
N.B. Stuck in a room with cat or woman, a man or dog is bound to get hurt.

If u still don't agree please explain why.

All opinions and views r mine and only mine.

milkysquirrel

eh/

voiceless_kat

All I can say is " Hiss- spit- Pssssst- Hiss" (with nails extended.) " Hiss - Hiss-- Hiss & spit!"...that is from the cat in me.

From the woman..."whatever man " !!!? !!

Purring now....Val

MagpieTear

I'd agree with this if it wasn't full of "r's" and "u's" instead of "are's and "you's".

COBettaCouple

Sounds like generalizations that only apply to some.

sirdarksol

Nope, I'm more of a cat.

Aside from that, there are parts of the descriptions, like "it is very difficult to dislike a dog" and "only wages war for territory, guard something, etc..." and just generally making men seem to be loyal while women are fickle that are extremely untrue. The first may be true to some people, but your average person will find dogs that he/she dislikes. I am an animal lover. I love dogs (and cats, and llamas, and Mexican staring frogs of Southern Sri Lanka, etc...), but I have met a bunch of dogs (mostly lap dogs) that I despise, and that despise me. Oddly, though my friends and family have more cats than dogs, there is only one cat that I've ever met that hasn't liked me, and I only held mild indifference toward it.

Nessie!!!

I would have to agree.

Sabi

I think it could be either way...