Seaking: " Owowowowowow I think i saw my short life right in front of me, but now it's gone! Pa am I gonna die?"
Pa: "No you won't die, that flash before ur eyes wasn't ur life."
Seaking: " Ok than........ if that wasn't my life than what was it?"
Pa: " That was a camera flash."
Seaking: " Ok i'll believe you this time, but this time only!"
Pa: " You know I wonder why i hang out with you?"
Seaking: " Well that's because we're oscars and with you being the mindless-eating machine that you are, There's no fish left to be friends with!"
Pa: " Well what about that scum sucker?"
Seaking:" That pleco? he's not right in the head."
Pa: " What do you mean?"
Seaking: " How would you like to spend ur fish life eating whatever is at the bottom of the tank?"
Pa: " You have a point there. Ok that explains everything now. At lest I think it does anyway ."
Seaking:" How about we just drop this entire subject, live to be happy friends, and start to beg for food?"
Pa: " OK the simple life, that's what we live, and we're happy about that!"
Seaking: " That's it buddy, now shut up and start begging."
Pa: " Ok man, whatever you say."
The End
Peace 
Brian Wuz Here
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