LOL rant and vent all you want! its good for you
I really suggest the Ipod Nanos. They are really small, and have a TON of capacity. You can also get arm braces so you can run with them and go to the gym. IMO i would only buy trusted brands (sony, apple... and thats it IMO) because since it is a very pricy object its best to go with trustworthy and reliable brands.
I have the first nano that came out. 1Gb, (not alot) but its great. Ive lost count of how many times i've droped it, thrown it, gotten it wet, and it still plays great. Its even dented in the back and works great hehe.
My suggestion is go with the best possible. Dont try to go cheap with something like this, as it can be a total rip off in the end.

Thats my suggestion
