Dozey

I’m sure many of you are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy’s comedy routine “You might be a red neck if…”

Thought it might be fun to put a twist on this. I’m sure all will have chuckles with your answers.

You might have MTS if…

You ever swerve across a busy 6 land highway to stop at a new fish store.

CHoffman

LOL..i can already tell i'm gonna love this thread!!! Great Idea Dozey..But I'm gonna have to think about it before I can add.

Dozey

You might have MTS if…

Your salad bowl has it’s own heater and filter.

suemvb

Great thread Dozey! How about if...

You've asked the kid at the pizza shop to save you some of the one gallon jars that the yellow peppers come in cause they would be great for hatching some angel eggs.

or...

You've gone around the block to make another pass by some house because "omg was that a huge planted tank I just saw in that front window?"

or...

Your kids are getting really sick of you asking "are you sure you wouldn't like an aquarium for your birthday this year?"

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Dozey

You might have MTS if...
You have ever wondered how you could convert your large screen TV into an aquarium.

aquarist48

You might have MTS if:

You go to the neighbors house and do a vacuum and water change in their tanks too

Shawnie

You might have MTS if:
you have gone from 1 to 10 tanks in a year...and knowing from the beginning, that a python wont fit your sink and the OP lives too far away to figure if the shower attachment works for her

Lucy

You might have MTS when:

You look for ways to re-arrange your living room to accomodate just one more tank.

agabr123

you might have MTS when...

there's more water in your room than air!

bigreddog

You might have MTS when you have to hire an electician to come in and add another breaker in order to keep your "guest room " running.

FL CommunityFans

You might have MTS if the first thing you do in the morning, prior to coffee or shower, is check the Craigslist ads in your area!

Dozey

You might have MTS if...

If the police have every raided your house suspecting you of operating a grow-op because of your electric bills.

FL CommunityFans

You might have MTS if: you convince relatives to get a tank and you'll take care of it, simply because you've run out of tank space.

Llama

...even though you already have 10 tanks, you remember the names, age and favourite food of each of your fish, not to mention their birthday

...every single time you spot something nice in any store, you think "I wonder if I can sink that into one of my aquariums" <--- so guilty of this.

Shawnie

you might have mts if...

your company spends alot of time in the bathroom because of hearing running water in every room they enter

bigreddog

That's a good one ,considering my tank is in the same room my computer is in ,and I find myself in the restroom more often than before i had it.:

Shawnie

I hear ya!! the only room without a tank is my bedroom...and thats going to change this weekend ... so much for an "all night sleep"!