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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if...
I’m sure many of you are familiar with Jeff Foxworthy’s comedy routine “You might be a red neck if…”
Thought it might be fun to put a twist on this. I’m sure all will have chuckles with your answers. You might have MTS if…
You ever swerve across a busy 6 land highway to stop at a new fish store. | 
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| LOL..i can already tell i'm gonna love this thread!!!  Great Idea Dozey..But I'm gonna have to think about it before I can add.  | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if…
Your salad bowl has it’s own heater and filter. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| Great thread Dozey! How about if...
You've asked the kid at the pizza shop to save you some of the one gallon jars that the yellow peppers come in cause they would be great for hatching some angel eggs.
or...
You've gone around the block to make another pass by some house because "omg was that a huge planted tank I just saw in that front window?"
or...
Your kids are getting really sick of you asking "are you sure you wouldn't like an aquarium for your birthday this year?" | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if you have a lot of youngsters asking you for a summer job at your Aquarium Center.
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if...
You have ever wondered how you could convert your large screen TV into an aquarium. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Moderator
| You might have MTS if:
You go to the neighbors house and do a vacuum and water change in their tanks too   | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| You might have MTS if:
you have gone from 1 to 10 tanks in a year...and knowing from the beginning, that a python wont fit your sink and the OP lives too far away to figure if the shower attachment works for her  | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnie  knowing from the beginning, that a python wont fit your sink and the OP lives too far away to figure if the shower attachment works for her |
You might have MTS when:
You look for ways to re-arrange your living room to accomodate just one more tank. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| you might have MTS when...
there's more water in your room than air! | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
| You might have MTS when you have to hire an electician to come in and add another breaker in order to keep your "guest room " running. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if the first thing you do in the morning, prior to coffee or shower, is check the Craigslist ads in your area! | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if...
If the police have every raided your house suspecting you of operating a grow-op because of your electric bills. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if: you convince relatives to get a tank and you'll take care of it, simply because you've run out of tank space. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| ...even though you already have 10 tanks, you remember the names, age and favourite food of each of your fish, not to mention their birthday
...every single time you spot something nice in any store, you think "I wonder if I can sink that into one of my aquariums" <--- so guilty of this.
Last edited by Llama; April 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 AM.
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| you might have mts if...
your company spends alot of time in the bathroom because of hearing running water in every room they enter | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnie you might have mts if...
your company spends alot of time in the bathroom because of hearing running water in every room they enter | That's a good one ,considering my tank is in the same room my computer is in ,and I find myself in the restroom more often than before i had it. : | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by bigreddog That's a good one ,considering my tank is in the same room my computer is in ,and I find myself in the restroom more often than before i had it. : | I hear ya!! the only room without a tank is my bedroom...and thats going to change this weekend ... so much for an "all night sleep"! | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| You might have MTS if :
You no longer have a bed in your guest room because it has 12 betta tanks and 50 grow out containers! | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnie I hear ya!! the only room without a tank is my bedroom...and thats going to change this weekend ... so much for an "all night sleep"! | Good luck with the new tank in the bedroom, hopefully there are no "accidents "in the middle of the night due to the running water noise. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might have MTS if: you buy one too many filters, or one too many heaters, and rather than return them well, you've got an extra heater and filter, so ...there's always room for just one more tank, right?
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You might have MTS if: you catch yourself evaluating just how often you use your dining room table, and whether or not the amount you could sell it for would pay for a sweet new tank | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You might MTS if...
You have to eat out every night because your freezer is stuffed full of brine shrimp. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| You know if you have MTS if
Your retired and ask the LFS if they need any volunteers to help with their tanks cause you don't have any room left for more of your own. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| You might have MTS if......
You have an entire day dedicated to waterchanges.......
Your big screen tv has been put in storage and replaced with a fish tank....
Your family has stopped asking how many tanks you have now and have just accepted that going to your house is equivalent to going to a public aquarium......
You don't have any empty surfaces in your house....they are all covered in tanks......
You have so many aquariums inside your house you have been forced to move on to outdoor ponds  | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozey You might MTS if...
You have to eat out every night because your freezer is stuffed full of brine shrimp. |  i got another freezer off freecycle just for fish food | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Did you really? | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Moderator
| You might have MTS if........
Your forum name is MissMTS
You buy your husband a fish tank for his birthday and tell him to feel free to re-gift it to you for Chirstmas. | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| [quote=Lucy;566725]You might have MTS if........
Your forum name is MissMTS
QUOTE] I have NO idea what you're talking about Lucy....  | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote: |
You buy your husband a fish tank for his birthday and tell him to feel free to re-gift it to you for Chirstmas.
| what an amaaaaaazing idea! for others LOL | |
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April 3rd, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| Quote:
Originally Posted by MissMTS You might have MTS if......
You have an entire day dedicated to waterchanges.......
Your big screen tv has been put in storage and replaced with a fish tank....
Your family has stopped asking how many tanks you have now and have just accepted that going to your house is equivalent to going to a public aquarium......
You don't have any empty surfaces in your house....they are all covered in tanks......
You have so many aquariums inside your house you have been forced to move on to outdoor ponds |
You might have MTS if....
When your family comes to visit they ask how much is admission.
People tell you the government gives grants for public aquariums.
MissMTS Monday is my water changing day...LOL | |
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