COBettaCouple

yea, only paris hilton gets more worked up looking at him/herself in a mirror! :

Stradius011

Ah Paris, I hate her.

COBettaCouple

lol.. who doesn't detest the spoiled, childish, selfish, brainless rich baby..

Stradius011

Yeah, she's all over the news.

COBettaCouple

check out the new poll i put up on her.

Stradius011

I did. I couldn't decide between the bombing of Iraq thing and the sell tickets to throw things at her thingy, but I decided not to be so cruel.

armadillo

Can't find the poll. Could you put a link?

COBettaCouple

Here it is:
http://www.fishlore.com/Forum/13-pol...ton-ugh.0.html

sirdarksol

Argh! And so many girls think she's the greatest thing in the world. My wife and I saw a gaggle of three girls dressed like her. There was also a fourth who had more fashion sense (as well as flesh on her bones), but I'm guessing she was the friend of one from elementary school or something, because they seemed to largely ignore her. The three were thin as twigs, and wore these horrible draped clothes that showed off a whole lot of ribcage. They had the bug-eye sunglasses and the manner of speech that I can't even begin to describe.
On a related note, did you know that a woman gets paid 1,500 dollars an hour just to tell waifs like Paris Hilton to wear those draped, shapeless outfits and gi-normous sunglasses? I can tell people how to dress badly. Why don't they pay me a grand and a half an hour to do so?

COBettaCouple

yes, tacky and tasteless is a great description of paris.. oh, if only they'd forget about her in jail there and she'd just stay there forever.

armadillo

Welll at the risk of putting oil on this little Paris-burning fire, I kind of like the way she dresses. And am a girl, so there! Ha! I mean, she's not really contributed anything significant to the world as far as I know, but she IS pretty. (please don't shoot me down)

COBettaCouple

those bug-eye glasses have got to go, and while she loves to show off her body, it just seems that a lot of her outfits are ill-fitting and meant for a girl with more curves to her figure.. true, some things she wears do look good, but sometimes it looks like she got dressed in a dark closet at 3 am.

Chief_waterchanger

*tosses oil on the Paris-fire *

But she promised to quit --acting-- stupid.. >.>





LOL


Slightly serious note: Most clothes would look good if on the right person.* Its just too bad she picks stuff that does nothing for her lack of figure.

COBettaCouple

how can she quit? she's never started acting.

armadillo

Oh, you're kidding? I'd kill for her figure.

COBettaCouple

really? who would you kill? i think she's a bit on the pencilly side and wears clothes often that are for women with more curves so it just makes her look even thinner.

armadillo

'figure' of speech. Waaaarf!

COBettaCouple

lol.. i thought we were back to that hanging of old ladies again.