Stradius011

Heck no. I know someone much better than her.

Tom

She could be if she didn't look like a total moron. If you can't figure it out, it's a no NO.
Tom

Jim

no, not really. She does have pretty eyes, but she's WAY too scrawny.

sirdarksol

Not like most of you don't already know this about me, but I think she's disgusting. Like Jim said, she's too scrawny.
There's normal scrawny, like a friend of mine who is Scottish/Dark Irish (Irish with black hair, most of the women of that "race" are built like pixies, which is part of the source of legends of elves and fairies in Ireland), which can be really cute. Then there's "I can see and count your ribs, you have no hips, I can snap you over my knee, like so" scrawny.

sick-lid boy

She might not be the best-looking girl that ever lived, but I'd hit it.

But seriously, I've always liked brunettes and redheads over blondes, but Paris is OK for a strung-out looking blonde..

Jim

Sick Lid,
I agree. 99% of my girlfriends have been short, petite (NOT scrawny) curly haired brunettes with big brown eyes.
I'm a sucker for big brown eyes...

COBettaCouple

yea, i always found the soft brown-eyed brunettes attractive and i married one.

Stradius011

She doesn't have pretty eyes, in my opinion.

Neville

Paris Hilton is annoying...u know once in my dreams i asked her a question, it was
Why did the chicken cross the road? she answered, "why would he be on a road, i thought chickens lived in the ocean!!!!"

armadillo

That's one weird dream, Neville.

armadillo

I swear this is the 4th thread about her just this week. Would she be growing on all of you? I'd vote yes, she's very attractive.

Stradius011

Wow...you even dreamed about her?

tan.b

girls perspective (where did those male/female icons in our profiles go to?!)......NOT attractive. too plastic and fake and skinny....

armadillo

Well this girl's perspective is that I wish I could look 1/2 as good (naturally). I'd never spend as much time and money as she does on it, though. That's just ridiculous.

tan.b

ha ha!!! i'm glad shes in another country to me!!! the chances of me having to see her for real are zero thank goodness!! i hope she stays in jail for the full term. why should she get let out early. she's irresponsible and its better all round she's out of the way!! as you can tell....i'm not a fan of the plastic skinny self obsessed rich kid!! rant over

tan.b

i'd hate to look like her! isnt it funny how everyone wants to be different from the way they actually are, and yet we all dont have the same ideal picture that we wish we were (if that makes sense?). also how paris in particular is very much a love her or hate her kinds person. there's no inbetween!!!

COBettaCouple

well, it's like i told my wife.. would you rather be pathetically skinny and not enjoy good food (or do the crazy things the entertainment people do to be thin) or would you rather be normal, look good and enjoy life and food?

armadillo

Yeah, she's like Marmite! Although I definitely don't love her (watch it, Tan, you're going to get me killed). And yes, she seems to be completely immature.

As far as looks go, we're definitely never happy with our lot. Wavy-haired women want straight hair, thin women want to be bigger, round women want to be thin, brunettes want to be blondes. You name it.

tan.b

so true!!! wish my hair was either straight or curly instead of this inbetween waviness :. i also wish it was blonde or brown instead of a murky colour inbetween :P!

armadillo

See? And I think you have lovely hair (I remember from the what does everybody look like post). Mine's too dark for my taste. I want it lighter. Ah well. Women!

tan.b

at least your hair's thick. id like mine lighter or darker! i used to have it highlighted but keeping up with it was too much hassle!

armadillo

he he he. Indeed, we're never happy! My mom has this gorgeous really fine blonde hair, and she dreams of having mine.

COBettaCouple

ok.. marmite

COBettaCouple

yes, it's confusing to me why every woman almost wants to be different than she is.. and tan - you're a brunette, don't be trying to tell us you're blonde.. i have seen thru that one.

armadillo

Marmite is bitter and salty vegetarian breakfast spread that people either love or hate. It's sold in the UK. Vegemite is close, and is sold in Australia. They did this really funny advertising campaign based along the lines of: Marmite, I hate; or Marmite, my mate. The t-shirts were a huuuge success. Our whole household had them when I was a student! This product is a huuuge landmark in British society, and everyone knows about it here, whether they like it or not.

This should explain it:
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/marmite/1010132/
http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/news/release?id=45872

Oh, and if you're ever in Australia, you HAVE to try Vegemite!

COBettaCouple

marmite sounds a bit like grits.. i may have to try some, just to see what i think.

armadillo

Oh you totally should. Then you know where you stand in life, you know. You'll have to let us know if you're a I hate or a my mate.

tan.b

sorry to intrude on the banter....but i have to say i am def a HATER of marmite. it is vile! the smell is enough to put me off my food!! itrs def a love or hate thing!!! should do a poll on it....

armadillo

ooooh, a marmite poll! Good idea

COBettaCouple

i think i might have to like it just to be annoying to my brunette friend Tan.