Richard

1/ "Go ask your Mom".

2/ "This is gonna hurt me a lot more that it's gonna hurt you".

3/ "As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules!"

4/ "WE ARE NOT LOST!!.. I know exactly where we are!!"

5/ "I'm reading the paper in here!!"


To all the Fathers in Fishlore.. in the words of my sons,"Happy Pappys Day".

hamstermann

Oddly enough, in my family I'm usually the first to suggest we stop and get directions and my wife is the reluctant one.

COBettaCouple

i just google earth directions before heading to a new location. that's a good top 5 though.

Jim

Directions... I don't need no stinkin directions.... :

COBettaCouple

lol.. and we always can use the GPS - like that mini-van in 'CARS'.

sgould

#2 is a lie. 8)

COBettaCouple

isn't that the truth? i once heard a comedian talk about that saying.. "yea? well if that's true, let's trade places.."

Newtankdude

Heres one that fathers say alot! (this is a little late lol)

"UHHHHHHH......."

Fish Fry

as a dad myself i always say "Your grounded for life!!!!"

Jim

I never knew my real dad, but my step dad was a lot like Red on That's 70's show


He would have loved all Red's "put my foot up your ass" jokes!