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TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TELEVISION!
1/ At the end of dinner each night, you vote someone away from the table to go wash dishes.
2/ You've written words to the 'Law & Order' theme song.. I sing my Grammy award winning version to Buzz everytime we watch it.. she always uses that moment to go pop corn!
3/ Losing the TV remote is one of those dire emergencies where everybody in the house needs to drop whatever they're doing, call out the hounds and help track it down!
4/ The end of 'Cold Case', when that well chosen Pop song plays and you see the ghost of the person who's case was solved slowly fade away always gets you misty-eyed.. but then so does reruns of 'Candid Camera' !
5/ You're a member of the 'Oprah For President' political party.
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