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Top Five ' Downsides' To Being The Easter Bunny..
1/ Those annoying kids who keep grabbing your cereal and yelling " Silly rabbit!!... Trix are for kids!!"
2/ Having to place all your eggs in one basket..
3/ .. and knowing if, as the Easter Bunny, you count your chickens before they hatch, during the hatching process, or even after they hatch, you'll join the list of celebrity paternity tests and messy celebrity divorces everybody reads about in 'The National Enquirer'
4/ Fans mistaking you for that other celeb bunny and running up to you saying " What's up Doc?"
5/ The gleam in Elmer Fudd's eyes everytime you deliver his Easter-eggs, " Something ain't right about that man!"
Hope this added a smile to your day.. Happy Easter guys.
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