chickadee

PLEASE turn on your speakers for this one.... I do not remember if I sent this one last year but it is kind of cute ....



http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcar...=1027409327519


Rose

Butterfly

Thank you Rose!! That was neat

Carol

0morrokh

Thanks Rose!

Peter243243

That was a fun video!

Jmarcus

Thanks that was great.

Isabella

Thank you Rose - I loved that turkey! Happy Thanksgiving to you too! Have a wonderful time

Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE ELSE too!

Richard

Happy Thanksgiving y'all.. and just in case Thursday turns out all wrong when certain family members and 'In-Laws' come over, some pointers..LOL


TOP FIVE WAYS TO GET RELATIVES TO LEAVE EARLY ON THANKSGIVING


1/ Yell "Fire"!!
2/ Serve the turkey frozen.
3/ Start a yam fight .
4/ Ask if they like white meat, dark meat or green meat.
5/ Make pumpkin pie with the skins on.

chickadee

Thanks, Richard** *Very apt advice for us all!

Rose

Butterfly

Richard LOL
Carol

0morrokh

Oh goody Richard, now I have something new to do this year!!

Peter243243

I took the time to find it and I think this is the one from last year.
http://www.fishlore.com/Forum/genera...sgiving.0.html

HAPPY THANKSGIVING* / FELIZ EL DIA DE GRACIAS

LilaBean

wishing everyone a happy thaksgiving!! and thanks for all your help!! LILA

0morrokh

Happy in Spanish is feliz.

Mike

Happy Thanksgiving!

0morrokh

Tanks Mike, you too!

Richard

Question: Why did the turkey cross the road?




Bill Gates: I have just released the new Turkey 2006, which will both cross roads and balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.

Los Angeles Police Department: Give me ten minutes with the turkey and I'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon: The turkey did not cross the road. I repeat, the turkey did not cross the road.

Bill Clinton: Ah did not cross the road with the turkey. Ah repeat, Ah did not cross the road with the turkey.

George W. Bush: I'll have to get back to you on the issue of the uhm.. crossification of the road by the turkey.

Tony Blair: Yeah.. like George said!

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Dr. Seuss: Did the turkey cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The turkey crossed the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all turkeys will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Mulder: It was a government conspiracy.

Scully: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in turkeys.

Darwin: Turkeys, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the turkey cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the turkey crossing?"

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this turkey doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

O.J.: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.



To all American Fishloreans, have a happy Thanksgiving.. from an unabashed turkey-lover who'll be chasing his own bird all over the road to get it in the oven in a little over a months time.

0morrokh

hehehehehe
oh that is just hilarious!!!

Isabella

LOL Richard! Another great post by you! THANKS AGAIN That was a really good one!