Well here we are folks! Christmas shopping time. That usually means a terrible time for the guys who get dragged out by their spouses to participate but end up usually bored sitting on some uncomfortable stool somewhere wondering how much longer this **** will endure. Well guys-get creative. Have some fun while you're out. Here's some suggestions of things to do while being dragged out shopping with your spouse, significant other, girlfriend or booty call.
- Walk up to any employee and say in a very official sounding voice: "Hey code 3 in children's shoes!" Then just sit back and see what happens.
- Take a package of M&M's up to the customer service desk and ask to put them on lay away.
- Hide inside the clothing racks and while someone browses through yell, "Pick me! Pick me!"
- Look into the lens of a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
- Move the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.
- When someone asks if they can help you, yell out in a disturbed voice, "Can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Dart around the whole store while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible!"
- While looking over a rifle in the hunting section ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
- Fill a shopping cart with so many items it's overflowing. Then go up to the check-out lines and find a guy with just one item. Then ask if you can get ahead of them.
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