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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Fishy joke

A True Story



Each Day at Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked the same questions time after to time. One Day he decieded to change a bit; as it turned out, the next three inline used to be tropical fish hobbyists.

St Peter asked the first one, What type of fish did you keep? the second man replied "Killies". St. Peter immeditly pulled the lever and the Killi nut dropped through the shaft into the fiery depths below.

the second fellow hobbiest stepped forward and St. Peter asked him What type of fish did you keep? the second man replied, I always had Live bearers. St. Peter again pulled the lever. and the man dropped into the fiery depths below. Two down one to go.

The third man stepped forward a bit shakened because of what he justed witnesed. St Peter again asked And what fish did you keep. a bit scared with guilt and almost in a whisper he said Cichlids. St peter took his hand to the lever pushed the gold button and said Come on in you already been through Hades already!
hoped you guys liked it

Last edited by aquarist48; November 10th, 2009 at 04:00 AM. Reason: Language
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
LOL pretty good!
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
hehe cute
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Old November 9th, 2009  
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yeah i thought it pretty funny too
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Master
 

LOL
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Quote:
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LOL
yeah i know!
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Another good reason to get a cichlid tank....
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
OMG i just got the joke! i thought it was funny as it was, but when i read your post Gouramiguy17 i got it!!! LOL duuh!
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
hhahahaha....he speaks the truth!!
Those cichlids keep you on your toes!
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Lol
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Old November 23rd, 2009  
Fish Helper
 
ROFLOL! good one and very true!
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