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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
I'm nosey... not fish related... LOL

Ok... I'm nosey, well maybe just a curious person. LOL I need excitement in my life.

I could probably look at each of your info, but I would be here FOREVER doing that.
So... here it goes.

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Tell us about yourself...

How old are you? Ok, if you don't wanna answer that, are you a parent, grandparent, teenager, college student, etc?

Married? Single? Serious relationship?

How many kids do you have or plan to have? Boys? Girls? etc?

Do you work? What do you do? Are you in school? What are you majoring in? What do you wanna do when you grow up? LOL

Do you have other pets? What are they? Names?

Hobbies? What do you do in your spare time (whatever that is... LOL)?

In general are you happy? Sad? Angry? Grumpy? etc.?

What are some of your favorite things?

Pet peeves?

Do you volunteer for anything? Passionate about something? etc.?

What else do you do while on the puter? Other sites? Games? etc.?

Anything else you wanna share?

Do you hate when people are curious (nosey LOL)?
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
I'll go first.
My name is Amanda...no witty screen name.
I'm a college student, majoring in Psychology - but I'm changing to Pre-Vet med.
I'm super passionate about animals & animal rights - specifically dogfighting.
I work at Bath & Body Works...not a forever job but it pays for the fishies.
I have 13 cats, and a hamster besides all of my fin babies.
I'm dating the love of my life...and you know he's a keeper because he loves my fish as much as I do.
I used to do A LOT of volunteer work through Girl Scouts (I went all the way up through my Gold Award) and now through Phi Theta Kappa. I also used to volunteer at my local humane society for 7 years.

Last edited by Amanda; October 29th, 2009 at 01:10 PM.
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
I am a student, currently in 10th grade.
Single and LOVING it
hmmm i dont know if i want to have children yet... but if i do, i will have as many as i am capable of LOL
I am in school, though i am looking for a job that way i wont have to depend on my parents for fish $$$ LOL
i have a chihuahua, named daisy, she is 5 years old and is the MOST agressive dog i've ever met, but we are training her now to get it out of her sistem LOL
I have a thing for plants. It all started a few months ago in biology class, we were asked to grow plants from seeds... Currently i am growing like.... 9 Bean plants LOL And theyre ALL in my room... what a weirdo i am LOL... Also, i am really into fish, but i think i might have an obsession with FL LOL i also like to talk with my dog, i like to be on YOUTUBE alot, so whenever i see interesting videos i post them on here LOL
In general i am happy It doesnt take alot for me to get angry though, boy i get scary when i'm angry LOL
I hate to hear babies crying. It is one of the reasons why i am not sure about having children.
I havent volunteered much. The only time it was a big deal for me was when i went to the state's prison for social service, it was our school's trip so i was in betweena ll the criminals... it was not cool.
Mostly Fishlore, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, hi5, and google
(gotta love social networks! LOL)
no...not really LOL
I dont mind curious people, i am nosy myself LOL
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Helper
 
My name is Melissa (Water is part of my last name) so no creativity in my screen name either Amanda lol! I am engaged to the love of my life and we are getting married in June on our 6th anniversary, woohoo! I am 27 years old with no kids, but we plan to have twins so we can get the 2 done and over with in one shot!!
I graduated in May 2009 with my associates in accounting and will be going to start my bachelor degree in January. I have worked full time on third shift for Walmart (not the pets dept lol) for 4 years. Currently we just have the fish, but will hopefully be getting a boxer in a few months!
We love roller coaters, nature, grilling, Star Wars, computers, fishies and their fry, hanging out with friends, and ect. Dislikes/pet peeves are lieing, people who always complain, and when my chinese alagae eater act up. I used to volunteer a lot with PTK, but it is hard to find the time now That's me in a nut shell
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
-23
-Happily single
-I'd like to have at least 2 kids eventually, one of each
-Ive been in the restaurant industry since I was 15 and had several different jobs within but Im considering a career change and trying to get an apprenticeship for electrical work through a union; it seems a little less hectic, I'd make more money and get paid while in school, you cant beat that!
-I have 2 pitbulls and a cat, I posted some pics of my dogs in this post if you're interested http://www.fishlore.com/fishforum/690413-post293.html
-(other than fishkeeping!) I love the outdoors, hiking, camping and fishing, I also like cooking, politics, video games and reading books on things like history and mythology
-In gerenal Im happy, Im usually a pretty calm, relaxed person
-When roommates put dishes in the sink with food still on them
-Havent volenteered much in a long time; Im passionate about fish, cooking/food, music and politics
-youtube, yahoo answers and Im really addicted to reading the articles on Cracked.com, they write about some crazy, interesting stuff but its done in a hilariously satirical manner, whenever I get online thats usually the 1st site I'll go to; also lately I frequent the forums at quicksilverscreen.com whenever I need a good movie to watch
-not that I can think of!
-Not at all, if I said I dont get curious/nosey about other people I'd be lying

Last edited by JBird86; October 29th, 2009 at 04:10 PM.
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
Tell us about yourself...

How old are you? My name is Cescha and I'm 27.

Married? Single? Serious relationship?
Married to a keeper

How many kids do you have or plan to have? Boys? Girls? etc?
I have two beautiful girls

Do you work? What do you do? Are you in school? What are you majoring in? What do you wanna do when you grow up? I'm a stay at home Mom and love every minute of it. I'll go back to school to finish my degree when my kids are older

Do you have other pets? What are they? Names?
I have 3 cats (we foster for our local Humane society) Lucy, Liqourish and Issa,
2 Dogs Bo and Piper
LOTS OF FISH..lol..

Hobbies? What do you do in your spare time (whatever that is... LOL)?
Clean house..ROLF..lol..Really though I love getting out with our family to do anything that's fun, swimming, hiking, we went cave exploring that was fun, riding bikes.

In general are you happy? Sad? Angry? Grumpy? etc.?
In general I am a VERY happy person. I don't have a lot of off days and when I do I say that there is no such thing as a bad day just great days and good days.

What are some of your favorite things?
hmmm.. The smell of baby lotion and the smell of new plastic..lol. Watching my kids face when I haven't seen them for a couple hours and they come running to me all smiles. Ice tea, diet cherry coke, homemade chicken noodles and mash potatoes with gravy and corn. YUMMY. The rain. I love the rain. The harder it rains the better.

Pet peeves?
dirty house, screaming children..lol..hmm.. I think that' it.

Do you volunteer for anything? Passionate about something? etc.?
I volunteer at our humane society. I'm passionate about my children, I try very hard to raise them to be compassionate, responsible and loving people who can make GREAT decisions on their own.

What else do you do while on the puter? Other sites? Games? etc.?
Facebook.

Anything else you wanna share?
hmmm..not really.

Do you hate when people are curious (nosey LOL)?
Nope I think it's great.
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
-21 on Thanksgiving,
-Single
-Kids? I have enough nieces and nephews for now.
-I go to work full time as a admin. assistant at Macerich, I am currently taking IGETC classes to transfer to UCLA/CSULA for a business adminstrator degree then study for a police program to become a police officer/sheriff.
-I used to have a pet Hamster named Hammy but he past away recently and a guinea pig that died too soon to even be named. That was a complete bummer. All is well now they're in pet heaven now.
-In my spare time I go out to bars/clubs/fish stores/play xbox/family parties/I also love food and cooking food/play with my sisters dogs, they are super fun!/ and more.
-I'm usually a happy guy until you tick me off but I usually forgive and forget
-favorite things? hmm favorite people are my family! without them life would be boring and lonely!
-I absolutely hate/dislike when a question is answered by a question, Grr! oh and super slow drivers that back up the rest of the traffic...and people who uses people.
-I'm usually on this site and other fish sites, youtube listening to music, checking out places to hang out, find real news, facebook, fantasy football, a lot of things.
-So Cal resident
-Yes you are too nosey lol...
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Old October 29th, 2009  
Fish Addict
 
How old are you?
27

Married? Single? Serious relationship?
Very happily married to the love of my life

How many kids do you have or plan to have? Boys? Girls? etc?
No kids yet. I'd like to have two. Hopefully at least one girl.

Do you work? What do you do? Are you in school? What are you majoring in? What do you wanna do when you grow up? LOL
I work at Jack's Aquarium & Pets. When places are hiring again, I'd like to be able to use my degree in visual communications.

Do you have other pets? What are they? Names?
1 dog: Guinness (chow chow/cocker spaniel mix)
4 cats: Marlowe (orange tabby), Carson (white), Adaline (calico), Erica (black)
2 Leopard Geckos: Julie & Arthur
Lots of Fishies!

Hobbies? What do you do in your spare time (whatever that is... LOL)?
Spending time w/ my husband & pets, browsing the web, reading, watching movies, playing video games.

In general are you happy? Sad? Angry? Grumpy? etc.?
Happy & tired

What are some of your favorite things?
FISHES & other animals, stuffed animals, foods: Gatorade, tiramisu, starfruit, going out to eat

Pet peeves?
People chewing with their mouths open, People who don't watch after their kids

Do you volunteer for anything? Passionate about something? etc.?
I volunteer at an animal shelter

What else do you do while on the puter? Other sites? Games? etc.?
I'm addicted to web comics

Anything else you wanna share?
nope

Do you hate when people are curious (nosey LOL)?
nah
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Old October 30th, 2009  
Moderator
 
Good morning everyone. Just a note of precaution not to divulge too much personal information as it's posted here for the entire world to see.
Ken
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Old October 30th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by aquarist48 View Post
Good morning everyone. Just a note of precaution not to divulge too much personal information as it's posted here for the entire world to see.
Ken

Good morning Ken!!! Thanks for the reminder!

I was replying to everybody's messages when...
Internet Explorer encountered a problem and had to close.
I really don't wanna re~write alllllllllllllllll my replies , so for now...
Nice to meet you all & learn a little about you.

I think I'll go get my shower now so I don't have to throw my puter out the window.

Last edited by LauraJoe; October 30th, 2009 at 02:34 PM.
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Old November 8th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
Hi... I like Fish... and cookies... and cows... and puppies and kitties.... I like Starwars... Not to mention PIE!!



I also enjoy long walks along the moon-lit beach.
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Old November 9th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
I like fish and dogs and birds - actually, most animals. I like to read (science fiction, fantasy, historical fiction sometimes). I like to crochet and do counted cross stitch. I like to do jigsaw puzzles but I don't have a lot of room to keep them set up. I love to go fishing. Oh, and I like to play with fire - I'm a closet almost arsonist (I like to safely build and light fires - no matches allowed). I probably left some stuff out, but that's the basics.
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Old November 15th, 2009  
Fish Helper
 
I am a college student
Don't have kids
I am a full time student so no job
I am majoring in biology...getting a PhD in evolutionary biology
I have a Neapolitan Mastiff named Cerberus (3 headed dog guarding Hades).
I love martial arts. I have been practicing since I was 12 yrs old.
I volunteer at my sisters school and help with activities.
I am addicted to Facebook.
No I am very nosy too.
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Old November 16th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Well, my b-day is soon and I will be 35. Yes, I am a mom.
I was married, divorced a year ago, now I am in a serious relationship.
I have a 3 yr old boy & a 5 yr old girl.
I was a stay at home mom for about 5 years until things started going down hill for me. It gets real personel, I'll leave it at that. I got a job in retail this last April, was a sales associate, just got offered a job in the office 2-3 weeks ago. doing different things, answering phone, selling hunting and fishing licenses, data entry, accounting ect.
I have a 10 yr old cat named Alyeska and a puppy named Kita.
Fishkeeping is my only hobby.
I am doing better then I was a year ago. More happier, but still have lots of mixed emotions.
I really don't know what are my favs......I think the only thing is that I love to watch t.v. shows.
No pet peeves.
I don't do much on the computer except for fishlore and pogo games here and there.
Fishlore has helped me through my personal problems. It pretty much gave me something to do besides feeling lost.
It depends on what they are curious/nosey about, then we shall see.

Last edited by AlyeskaGirl; November 16th, 2009 at 12:46 AM.
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Old November 16th, 2009  
Fish Lore Newbie
 
Hi! I am in my late 30s, married and a dad to two youngsters.
I was in the Army for a while, then in software development for about a decade, then went to law school and recently graduated.
I am currently volunteering full-time in legal services (helping the poor). I hope to get a paying job doing similar work, but it's tough out there for lawyers right now.
I don't currently have any hobbies besides fishkeeping. The legal work sucks up a lot of my spare time. Actually, I take that back... I spend a lot of time reading up on early childhood development and teaching my children.
I am usually pretty sad these days, but things seem to be picking up.
My main pet peeve is unfairness. I also hate egotistical people who put others down.
I play an old computer game called "nethack". It's so old and clunky-looking my wife makes fun of me for it.
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