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Old October 1st, 2009  
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New Spider Killer

This morning, there was a large, not huge, spider in my kitchen. He was too high to reach and my aim wasn't good enough to squish him by throwing books at him. He was also too big for me to want to get close to him. I had no bug spray, so I sprayed him with "Pledge" wood cleaner until he fell down. He was all crinkled up when he fell. Then I squished him.

With the creatures wanting to come into our homes since it's getting cooler outside, I just thought I'd share this technique. It also works well if you're out of bug spray.

I need to add for safey reasons not to spray this stuff near your tanks. Always cover them first. This guy was not close to any of my tanks.

And my house smell good now

Last edited by bolivianbaby; October 1st, 2009 at 06:49 AM.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
Fish Master
 
I'm afraid of aerosols with all the tanks everywhere.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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LOL BB. I have a better solution, I scream for Chef!
Ken
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I'm afraid of aerosols with all the tanks everywhere.
I edited the post before I saw your response! Great thinking

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LOL BB. I have a better solution, I scream for Chef!
Ken
I am Chef in our house though. Poor me Teehee
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Oh how scary can spiders be? I squish all the spiders unless it is a camel spider<---(google it smiley)
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Spiders and scorpions are the only things that creep me out. My dog will kill scorpions for me and spiders if they're on the floor, but this sucker was high up there.

I've seen camel spiders on youtube. Those things are HUGE!
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aquarist48
I scream for Chef!
Ken


Spiders usually live freely in my house, or I capture and release.
We had quite a few this summer. My kids were like..ummmm Mom, why are there so many spider webs in the house.
It did get kind of creepy so I set some free.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Any spiders I catch are fed to the butterfly fish.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Lol I feed my fish flys
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I prefer using hairspray, but I find that works best on wasps. With their wings stuck hard as rock they can't fly at you and can just be squished easily. (ten points for mohawk strength hairspray? Although I know from experience the yuecky cornerstore variety works decently too.)
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I have no problems calling my son, who is 10, to kill all the spiders.
If noone is around I spray them with Fantastik w/ bleach then patiently wait for someone to get home to pick up the dead spider.
I will probably have bad dreams now after reading this post, thanks BB.

Brian
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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uuuughhhh shuuuuddderrrrr

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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Quote:
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Spiders usually live freely in my house, or I capture and release.
We had quite a few this summer. My kids were like..ummmm Mom, why are there so many spider webs in the house.
It did get kind of creepy so I set some free.
You are MUCH braver than I am for sure

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I prefer using hairspray, but I find that works best on wasps. With their wings stuck hard as rock they can't fly at you and can just be squished easily. (ten points for mohawk strength hairspray? Although I know from experience the yuecky cornerstore variety works decently too.)
I'll definitely be keeping that in mind for future reference

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I have no problems calling my son, who is 10, to kill all the spiders.
If noone is around I spray them with Fantastik w/ bleach then patiently wait for someone to get home to pick up the dead spider.
I will probably have bad dreams now after reading this post, thanks BB.

Brian
Never let your son move out. Human spider killers are VERY HARD to find.

I don't even have anything with bleach in this house, except for actual bleach. Hmmm. However, I don't think I could aim those bottles too well

I think next time I'll just take a picture of it and send it to ya via PM
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I need to ask a mod how to block people from sending pm's......
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bolivianbaby View Post
Spiders and scorpions are the only things that creep me out. My dog will kill scorpions for me and spiders if they're on the floor, but this sucker was high up there.

I've seen camel spiders on youtube. Those things are HUGE!
We have Bark scorpions around here ... and those things seem near impossible to get rid of.

IIRC, they are the most venomous scorpion in North America.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Spiders U.P. here wear parkas and drive snow mobiles so we just leave em be.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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Spiders U.P. here wear parkas and drive snow mobiles so we just leave em be.

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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I'm not able to tolerate spiders....It seriously freaks me out..My sis was bitten by a brown recluse and it got bad and she was very sick..Ever since then all spiders in my house are fair game..I leave the ones outside alone and I respect them and know they serve a grand purpose...but if they come into my home, all bets are off.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I need to ask a mod how to block people from sending pm's......
Pm sent.
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Old October 1st, 2009  
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I'm not able to tolerate spiders....It seriously freaks me out..My sis was bitten by a brown recluse and it got bad and she was very sick..Ever since then all spiders in my house are fair game..I leave the ones outside alone and I respect them and know they serve a grand purpose...but if they come into my home, all bets are off.
No one I know has ever been bitten by any poisonous spider, but I've had to kill wwwaaayyy too many black widows for my peace of mind.

I agree, my house=dead spider

Psstt...they're here
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Old October 2nd, 2009  
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Oh my, I too am the resident killer of pests, although the other week I was cleaning Wango and Tango's tanks and one dropped down into tango's and was instantly dismembered and devoured... was cool. I don't think any one can be ready for something like this though.... Yikes I hope our fishlore friends overseas serving are ok with these creepys.

sleep tight, Dave
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Old October 3rd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
thank you dave, now i have those spiders in my head... i wont be able to sleep!

i havent seen spiders in a while.... if i do theyre the tine little baby ones which i killl by poking them lol!

BB, the way i usually kill dangerous things...
i dont
i havent been around any
WAIT! NVM!!!
last year, while about to get in the shower, i saw a worm swimming.. i out my glasses on and it was a red centipede! i panicked... and killed it

ALSO!
we arent as scared of scorpions like we are of chinche de chaga's... man those things are creepy! and they are everywhere too, if you get bitten, you die within 5 years unless you get the cure (which is only available in brazil....)
here's what they loook like:
http://www.elecuatoriano.com/noticia...9/06/chaga.jpg
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