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I'll copy and post a few of my fav's and leave a link to the site.
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Saskatchewan Wind Scale:
Wind Speed Weather Category
0-50 kmh Calm
50-100 kmh Slight air movement
100-150 kmh Light breeze
150-200kmh Breezy
200-225 kmh Light Wind
225-250 kmh Gusty
250-300 kmh Windy
300+ kmh Hide the chickens
The Canadian National Temperature Conversion Guide:
10C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Saskatchewanians plant gardens.
5C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably. Regina people sunbathe.
3C = Italian cars won't start. Regina people drive with the windows down.
0C = Distilled water freezes. Regina water gets thicker
-5C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves and wool hats. Saskatchewanians throw on a t-shirt.
-10C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Saskatchewanians go swimming.
-20C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Saskatchewanians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-25C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Saskatoonians lick flagpoles.
-30C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico. Regina people throw on a light jacket.
-40C = Hamilton disintegrates. Regina people rent some videos which probably include those that offer tips on how to excel on pokerstars and other online gaming sites.
-60C = Mt. St. Helens freezes. Regina Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-80C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic.Saskatoon Boy Scouts postpone
"Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Regina people pull down their earflaps.
-114C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Regina people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-183C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Saskatchewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273C = ALL atomic motion stops. Saskatchewan people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-300C = **** freezes over. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup
Things you'll never hear in Saskatchewan... You might be from Saskatchewan if... Prarrie Wisdom
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(Tornado country). These are great! Thanks for the laughs!
