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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
New Male Convict HELP!!!

Here is my new male convict...my LFS said 2 would be ok in a 10 gallon....should I return them
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Last edited by TedsTank; September 22nd, 2009 at 07:51 AM.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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That was priceless and a great way to start the day!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
OMG!!!
ROFL

I've read that they prefer groups of at least 6, so you should probably upgrade him to a 20 gal.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
rofl.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
OMG..is this bad advice??

My LFS wont take the 2 largish convicts back. They recommend that I put as much of the fish as possible into the 10 gallon and they will adjust to the tank size Heard that before!!!
If i put the backends in first will it kill my cycle??...poop
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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I don't see any room for Cory Cats!

Thanks Ted!
Ken
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
HELP It's getting worse!!!

The LFS has let me trade in the 2 convics and gave me these 6 super neons for my 10 gallon. The told me to treat the water 1 gallon of Wenobest....what should i do
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
someone has a ton of time on their hands!!!
how bouts ya come help me with water changes
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TedsTank View Post
what should i do
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are ya bored Ted? lol
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Quote:
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RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are ya bored Ted? lol
nooooooooooooooo dont run..unless its to NH ....those buckets are back breaking!! and if you can hold that big con, you can carry a bucket or two
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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i was just gonna say hahaha
you must have TONS of time on your hands!
You SHOULD go help shawnie with the buckets haha


whats next!?

guppies!?!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
CAREFUL! i kept my neon in a 2.5 and had a real hard time getting him out!!
i would keep him at least in a bowl!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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CAREFUL! i kept my neon in a 2.5 and had a real hard time getting him out!!
i would keep him at least in a bowl!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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lol, that's just so hilarious!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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Time to put these away.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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we need some of ken's tank water!
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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Good Grief and my LFS told me that super neons were rare!!! I'm going to check if they will take mine back for a TRADE!!!!...LOL...if they agree I'll post pics tomorrow....I know how you all love pics!!!!

Sorry shawnie I would love to come help you, but I'm changing wter in my ten gallon every 7 minutes....according to my LFS to adapt the super neons.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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That is awesome. I think someone is drinking the water from the fish tanks when they do their water changes.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
You guys are nuts! ROFL
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
It is just slightly exagerated experiences from our LFS's. Join us pleez!!! this is growing

Tony, is your neon a male?? It is much slimmer than mine....would they spawn in a 20 gallon long??

Last edited by TedsTank; September 22nd, 2009 at 09:32 PM.
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
help me, help me, please help me!!

My LFS had a sign that said :
MONSTER PERCH
"Don't tap on the glass"

Wasn't it me that said I always tap on the glass at feeding time
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Master
 
nah! they'll do fine in a 5g for a spawn!
Here's a pic from when mine spawned:
Notice the males full breeding color, and the females eggs. I bred mine in a bowl and they did just fine...
I am right next to the bowl btw
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
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Quote:
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help me, help me, please help me!!

My LFS had a sign that said :
MONSTER PERCH
"Don't tap on the glass"

Wasn't it me that said I always tap on the glass at feeding time
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Old September 22nd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
one word, nuts.
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Old September 23rd, 2009  
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Do I have room for about 6 Super Neons? teehee
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Old September 23rd, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
Yes I believe you do Ken!! Will try to ship out a pair to you this week...spawn your own!

Will ship priority. USPS says if it fits in the box it goes at one low rate!! WOW, are they going to be surprised!!!!
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Old September 23rd, 2009  
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Yes I believe you do Ken!! Will try to ship out a pair to you this week...spawn your own!

Will ship priority. USPS says if it fits in the box it goes at one low rate!! WOW, are they going to be surprised!!!!
Hey Ted have you seen my threat with the new re-aquascaped 55? The moss there is the moss you sent me.
Thanks again.
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Old September 23rd, 2009  
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I've seen the pics....super tank!!! I couldn't really see the moss....just say hi to it from us!!!...lol

You all have done a great job with that tank!!!

I have a Burmese Dwarf Golden Shark if you are interested, will post a pic, if you want ....will do fine in your tank he just needs a home.

Last edited by TedsTank; September 23rd, 2009 at 08:34 AM.
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Old September 23rd, 2009  
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You are all CRAZY!
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