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August 10th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and flatulated whenever he wanted.
The End. | 
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August 10th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
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where did you get this?
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August 10th, 2009
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| sounds like you wrote that with emotion | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| Just turned up at work. It was sitting on my desk. Good start to the day - had to share it!! | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Lifesabeach  Just turned up at work. It was sitting on my desk. Good start to the day - had to share it!! | lol ok! | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| Funny! lol
Whew, thank goodness the girl was wise. She would have ended up with an unemployed, drunk, smelly husband.  | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Lucy Funny! lol
Whew, thank goodness the girl was wise. She would have ended up with an unemployed, drunk, smelly husband. |
rofl | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| That's pretty cute.
Now here's what happens to the girl:
The girl gets a very high-paying job, goes shopping whenever she wants, has lots and lots of fish tanks and drinks bloody mary's whenever she wants 
Sorry, couldn't resist  | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by bolivianbaby That's pretty cute.
Now here's what happens to the girl:
The girl gets a very high-paying job, goes shopping whenever she wants, has lots and lots of fish tanks and drinks bloody mary's whenever she wants
Sorry, couldn't resist |
lol u forgot martini's  | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Tony G. lol u forgot martini's | No, no, no, Tony-the boy is the alcoholic. the girl is happy with her blood marys only. If she mixes martinis and bloody marys, she'll get pregnant | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
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Originally Posted by Lucy Funny! lol
Whew, thank goodness the girl was wise. She would have ended up with an unemployed, drunk, smelly husband. |
We all crave for that special woman that would love us warts an' all!! | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by bolivianbaby No, no, no, Tony-the boy is the alcoholic. the girl is happy with her blood marys only. If she mixes martinis and bloody marys, she'll get pregnant | no comment
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August 10th, 2009
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Lifesabeach Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and flatulated whenever he wanted.
The End. | UMMMM...I said yes and he still does all this... Yes or NO the outcome is the same..lol..Except for all the money in the bank..I think he would have less If I weren't around to say Nope and hide the check book. | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| Too funny!
Cesch, I totally agree with you on that one girlfriend!  | |
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August 10th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Lucy Whew, thank goodness the girl was wise. She would have ended up with an unemployed, drunk, smelly husband. | And this is a problem, Why  ?
After all, this is what my wife got, and she is really, really happy.
I would ask her to tell you how happy she is, but I can't seem to find her... 
Last edited by Borisbbadd; August 10th, 2009 at 10:54 PM.
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August 10th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
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Originally Posted by Borisbbadd And this is a problem, Why ? | LOL
Those silly women, always trying to spend all the money their husbands make, what do they think Money grows on trees Well it doesn't!!!for all you girls that made their boyfriends spend lots of money, that was fir you | |
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August 10th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| And that's why I'm still single | |
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August 11th, 2009
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by Borisbbadd And this is a problem, Why ?
After all, this is what my wife got, and she is really, really happy.
I would ask her to tell you how happy she is, but I can't seem to find her... |  | |
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August 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| I think I've opened up a can of worms!! | |
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August 11th, 2009
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| Just a small one... | |
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August 11th, 2009
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| hmmmmmmmm
Ken 
Last edited by aquarist48; August 11th, 2009 at 05:55 AM.
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August 11th, 2009
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| Is life still a beach If it is how polluted is it | |
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August 11th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Gouramiguy17 Is life still a beach If it is how polluted is it |  Yes, it's still a beach, metaphorically speaking! ( if you're referring to the joke ). If referring to the beach, it's safe to swim as any suburban beach can be. We have the North Haven Surf Life Saving Club located there, of which my son is a junior member - called a 'Nipper'. I can see the building from the front of my house, but the sand dunes prevent me from seeing the water  | |
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August 11th, 2009
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| your house is in heaven isnt it | |
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August 11th, 2009
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Originally Posted by Gouramiguy17 your house is in heaven isnt it | For suburbia, it's in a great spot. I could have bought a block on the water at the time (1989) - very affordable back then. Except the blocks were the size of a postage stamp. I'm still kicking myself for not going with that! (no smilie available) | |
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