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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Best Blonde Joke Ever!! |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
|   , LOL! Last edited by Shawnie; August 5th, 2009 at 09:10 AM.
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| hahaha i watched it like 6 times! its great! lol |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Moderator
| THAT'S HILARIOUS!   |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| LOL that was funny, but it offened my sisters |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| lol hahahah i still laugh when i watch it! haha sorry gouramiguy, it was not my intention
hahahaha |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| its ok but it is strange that i have never seen that on television |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| lol i youtubed "banned comercials" and this came up |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| that explains alot |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| bump for shawnie  |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
|  That's great! |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| hehehe its really funny isn't it? |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Yups  I love blond jokes  Its even better to see them acted out! |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| lol iknow! i really want shawnie too see this!! |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Hee hee, she should definitely appreciate it  |
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August 5th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| i know, only she's too busy with the WC's and the fry
lol
jk shawnie  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| I love blond jokes......wait......I am blond! They're still funny!  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| hahahahahah thats funny!
i dont think theyre all like this... er... i hope  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| Ok that was good. I got one better.
This blond goes to the auto part store and tells the guy on the counter she needs a bottle of 7lO. The guy surprised ask "Can you say that again?" So she said the same thing again. The guy shows her every possible additive but She said none of them say 7lO. So the guy ask her finally can you show me in your can were it goes? So they go to the Parking lot she opens the hood and points there. The guy starts laughing and she said what is so funny in a bad tone. I have been here wasting my time looking for something and you don't even know what I need. What is so Funny? This is ridiculous. So the employee tells her Ok let's do this he removes the cap and read it now. What it says now? Then she gets all red and replies I'm Sorry I'm stupid. Ok You want to know what it says OK flip the 7lO upside down it reads OIL.  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by navyscuba Ok that was good. I got one better.
This blond goes to the auto part store and tells the guy on the counter she needs a bottle of 7lO. The guy surprised ask "Can you say that again?" So she said the same thing again. The guy shows her every possible additive but She said none of them say 7lO. So the guy ask her finally can you show me in your can were it goes? So they go to the Parking lot she opens the hood and points there. The guy starts laughing and she said what is so funny in a bad tone. I have been here wasting my time looking for something and you don't even know what I need. What is so Funny? This is ridiculous. So the employee tells her Ok let's do this he removes the cap and read it now. What it says now? Then she gets all red and replies I'm Sorry I'm stupid. Ok You want to know what it says OK flip the 7lO upside down it reads OIL.  | 
ooh that was goooD!! |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
| ahaha both of those are great  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| I told you Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony G. 
ooh that was goooD!! | I told you it was good.  |
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August 7th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by navyscuba I told you it was good.  | lol |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Lol that's funny!
OK there was a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead on a desert island that was 10 miles from land. One day the Brunette said "I'm sick of this!", swam 1 mile and drowned. The next day, the redhead said "I'm sick of this!", swam 5 miles then drowned. The next day, the blonde swam for the mainland, got nine miles, get tired and swam back. |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Blub Lol that's funny!
OK there was a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead on a desert island that was 10 miles from land. One day the Brunette said "I'm sick of this!", swam 1 mile and drowned. The next day, the redhead said "I'm sick of this!", swam 5 miles then drowned. The next day, the blonde swam for the mainland, got nine miles, get tired and swam back. | 
that was a good one!
what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you??
pull the plug and throw it back...
lol |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| Hahaha.  |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| (I really have nothing against blondes!) BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Lifesabeach BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
lol i've heard that one before,only it was a granny with alsehimers lol |
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August 8th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| Hahahaha I can see some blonds doing that.  |
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