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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Best Blonde Joke Ever!!

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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
, LOL!

Last edited by Shawnie; August 5th, 2009 at 09:10 AM.
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
hahaha i watched it like 6 times! its great! lol
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
too funny
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Moderator
 
THAT'S HILARIOUS!
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
LOL that was funny, but it offened my sisters
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
lol hahahah i still laugh when i watch it! haha sorry gouramiguy, it was not my intention
hahahaha
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
its ok but it is strange that i have never seen that on television
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
lol i youtubed "banned comercials" and this came up
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
that explains alot
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
bump for shawnie
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
That's great!
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
hehehe its really funny isn't it?
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Yups I love blond jokes Its even better to see them acted out!
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
lol iknow! i really want shawnie too see this!!
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Hee hee, she should definitely appreciate it
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Old August 5th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
i know, only she's too busy with the WC's and the fry
lol
jk shawnie
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
I love blond jokes......wait......I am blond! They're still funny!
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
hahahahahah thats funny!
i dont think theyre all like this... er... i hope
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
Ok that was good. I got one better.
This blond goes to the auto part store and tells the guy on the counter she needs a bottle of 7lO. The guy surprised ask "Can you say that again?" So she said the same thing again. The guy shows her every possible additive but She said none of them say 7lO. So the guy ask her finally can you show me in your can were it goes? So they go to the Parking lot she opens the hood and points there. The guy starts laughing and she said what is so funny in a bad tone. I have been here wasting my time looking for something and you don't even know what I need. What is so Funny? This is ridiculous. So the employee tells her Ok let's do this he removes the cap and read it now. What it says now? Then she gets all red and replies I'm Sorry I'm stupid. Ok You want to know what it says OK flip the 7lO upside down it reads OIL.
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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Ok that was good. I got one better.
This blond goes to the auto part store and tells the guy on the counter she needs a bottle of 7lO. The guy surprised ask "Can you say that again?" So she said the same thing again. The guy shows her every possible additive but She said none of them say 7lO. So the guy ask her finally can you show me in your can were it goes? So they go to the Parking lot she opens the hood and points there. The guy starts laughing and she said what is so funny in a bad tone. I have been here wasting my time looking for something and you don't even know what I need. What is so Funny? This is ridiculous. So the employee tells her Ok let's do this he removes the cap and read it now. What it says now? Then she gets all red and replies I'm Sorry I'm stupid. Ok You want to know what it says OK flip the 7lO upside down it reads OIL.


ooh that was goooD!!
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Old August 7th, 2009  
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ahaha both of those are great
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
I told you

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ooh that was goooD!!
I told you it was good.
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Old August 7th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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I told you it was good.
lol
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
Lol that's funny!

OK there was a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead on a desert island that was 10 miles from land. One day the Brunette said "I'm sick of this!", swam 1 mile and drowned. The next day, the redhead said "I'm sick of this!", swam 5 miles then drowned. The next day, the blonde swam for the mainland, got nine miles, get tired and swam back.
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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Lol that's funny!

OK there was a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead on a desert island that was 10 miles from land. One day the Brunette said "I'm sick of this!", swam 1 mile and drowned. The next day, the redhead said "I'm sick of this!", swam 5 miles then drowned. The next day, the blonde swam for the mainland, got nine miles, get tired and swam back.

that was a good one!


what do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you??

pull the plug and throw it back...
lol
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
Hahaha.
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
(I really have nothing against blondes!)

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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Originally Posted by Lifesabeach View Post
BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

lol i've heard that one before,only it was a granny with alsehimers lol
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Old August 8th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
Hahahaha I can see some blonds doing that.
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