Originally Posted by scatty

Ok, I can contribute here.

A cute little blonde is out for a fast drive in her new red convertible. Suddenly she is pulled over by a police car. The female police officer, also a blonde, approaches the car and asks "can I see your licence please ma'am?" The driver gets all flustered and starts rifling through her handbag searching desperately for her licence. The officer sighs and says "relax, take a deep breath....your licence is about the size of a credit card and has your picture on it". "Oh, thank god", says the blonde as she pulls out a small makeup mirror and hands it to the police officer. The cop takes the mirror, takes one look at it, and hands it back saying, "I'm so sorry, I didn't realise you were a police officer".

boom boom