heartsongsinger

I just had to share this.

You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...

-You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

-People get dizzy just watching you.

-Instant coffee takes too long.

-You channel surf faster without a remote.

-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

-You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

-You short out motion detectors.

-You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

-Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

-You help your dog chase its tail.

-You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

-Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

-You ski uphill.

-You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

-You answer the door before people knock.

-You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

chuckyduck

That made me smile. I'm more of a tea person now though. I cannot live without my teapot, tea strainer, and tins full of Stash Tea. Plus, I absolutely hate coffee/tea mugs that hold less than 12 oz.

Red1313

hehe... I don't know if I'm that bad but late nights with coffee and the sugar in said coffee can be memorable.

heartsongsinger

Some of the things said can apply to me when I spaz and get high off of air. It's like I'm on a sugar rush with little sugar in my system