redtailfreak

There were 3 people hiking. Suddenly it started snowing, then a blizzard. While they were trying to get home, they found a genie lamp. The Genie came out and gave each person a wish.
The first person said "I wish I could go home and sit by the fireplace." She got her wish and was getting warm.
The second person said "I want to go home and sit by the fireplace too." He got his wish and got warm with her.
The third person said "I'm lonely, bring them back here."



A child found a lamp in his backyard while digging. He rubbed it and out came the genie. Like all genies, he gave 3 wishes to the boy. His first wish was for a million dollars. Then he wished for a bigger house. His third wish was infinate wishes. The genie said "Oh great, a smart one."

Butterfly

Oh how cute!!!
Carol

Shawnie

LOL that first one is funny! thanks for the laughs

Amanda

lol, that was cute

Tony G.

lol i loved the last one

gremlin

How about - Three guys are out treasure hunting. They find a genie's bottle so they figure they will share the wishes - each one will get one wish. The first guy wishes to be 100 times smarter than he is right now, so the genie says yes and the guy goes on to become a great doctor. The second guy wishes to be 1000 times smarter and again the genie says yes. He goes on to be a great inventor and scientist. The third guy wishes to be 10,000 times smarter and the genie says "are you sure". The guy says "oh yes" so the genie turns him into a woman.

MissMTS

Cute jokes you guys

aquarist48

lol All of the above jokes are cute!

eiginh

Funny the joke from Gremlin has to make the female spectrum superior and she's a female!