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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| Really bad blonde joke of the day,,,, My wife sent this to me thinking it was hilarious... all I could manage was a smirk: Quote:
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in askydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing,"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Mentor
| OK, that was bad but it did make me laugh!  |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Moderator
|  Thanks for the laugh!  |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| I have met people that dumb... |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by steveangela1 I have met people that dumb... | i've lived with people that dumb....*headdesk*.... |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| I so laughed!! its one of those "so not funny but it is" jokes...and if you have blondes inthe fam, its way funny!!! Is the wifey blonde or are you fl communityfans? 
ive raised ppl that blonde!!!! (sad I know) my blondie heather said one day, "mom can you send a fax for me?" I started to send it at work, and she freaks out "WAIT MOM...you cant send it before you copy it, I need a copy for my records!!!" I said "Heather darling, its not going through a tube or anything, you will have your original when im done!!!" shes never been able to live that down  |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| Neither of us are blonde, but my wife did laugh her butt off at your daughters ;p |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Master
| Quote:
Originally Posted by FL CommunityFans Neither of us are blonde, but my wife did laugh her butt off at your daughters ;p | unfortunately, my blonde has a 4.7 gpa but has ZERO common sense...I could go on for hours about the things she has said....but tell the wifey she has lots of funny things to look forward too! LOL ....I just so pictured my daughter saying that Brazilian question  |
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February 20th, 2009
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| | Fish Bum
| Shawnie, I have a blonde like yours. I don't know how old your's is but mine is 29 now so hang in there, it gets better. She is now a mom & wife & works with children with autisim.
Fl Community, I thought it is was funny!  |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Bum
| im not meaning to be rude but that was the worst blonde joke ive ever heard |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| that was terrible, that's why it was funny, i like stupid jokes, they are funnier than actual funny jokes.
thanks for sharing |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
|  I really didn't even get a chuckle out of it at first, But i thought about it a sec and i got a giggle out of it. |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Moderator
|  That was cute! |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| um, nah, not too funny but everyone else is!!
Thanks 
Beth |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| I observe at a veterinarian clinic and the vet I watch says that blond is a not just hair color but a state of mind. He also says that all women are blond. Needless to say he is around woman all day and wouldn't be able to do anything without them. |
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June 11th, 2009
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| | Fish Helper
| when i heard it Pres Bush was asking how many was in a Brazilian?  |
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June 18th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| thats older than my mom( which is ice age time)(no offense mom) |
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June 18th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| funny
I love nonsense jokes |
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July 6th, 2009
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| | Fish Keeper
| I agree, stupid that makes it funny. Shawnie LOL!! |
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July 6th, 2009
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| | Fish Addict
| Wait... I don't get it...So, how many is a Brazilian?
BWAhahahahahahaha |
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