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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Really bad blonde joke of the day,,,,

My wife sent this to me thinking it was hilarious... all I could manage was a smirk:


Quote:
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in askydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing,"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Mentor
 
OK, that was bad but it did make me laugh!
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Moderator
 
Thanks for the laugh!
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
I have met people that dumb...
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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Originally Posted by steveangela1 View Post
I have met people that dumb...
i've lived with people that dumb....*headdesk*....
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
I so laughed!! its one of those "so not funny but it is" jokes...and if you have blondes inthe fam, its way funny!!! Is the wifey blonde or are you fl communityfans?
ive raised ppl that blonde!!!! (sad I know) my blondie heather said one day, "mom can you send a fax for me?" I started to send it at work, and she freaks out "WAIT MOM...you cant send it before you copy it, I need a copy for my records!!!" I said "Heather darling, its not going through a tube or anything, you will have your original when im done!!!" shes never been able to live that down
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
Neither of us are blonde, but my wife did laugh her butt off at your daughters ;p
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Master
 
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Originally Posted by FL CommunityFans View Post
Neither of us are blonde, but my wife did laugh her butt off at your daughters ;p
unfortunately, my blonde has a 4.7 gpa but has ZERO common sense...I could go on for hours about the things she has said....but tell the wifey she has lots of funny things to look forward too! LOL ....I just so pictured my daughter saying that Brazilian question
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Old February 20th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
Shawnie, I have a blonde like yours. I don't know how old your's is but mine is 29 now so hang in there, it gets better. She is now a mom & wife & works with children with autisim.

Fl Community, I thought it is was funny!
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Fish Bum
 
im not meaning to be rude but that was the worst blonde joke ive ever heard
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
that was terrible, that's why it was funny, i like stupid jokes, they are funnier than actual funny jokes.

thanks for sharing
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Fish Helper
 
I really didn't even get a chuckle out of it at first, But i thought about it a sec and i got a giggle out of it.
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Moderator
 
That was cute!
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
um, nah, not too funny but everyone else is!!
Thanks
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Old June 11th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
I observe at a veterinarian clinic and the vet I watch says that blond is a not just hair color but a state of mind. He also says that all women are blond. Needless to say he is around woman all day and wouldn't be able to do anything without them.
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Old June 11th, 2009  
roy
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when i heard it Pres Bush was asking how many was in a Brazilian?
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Old June 18th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
thats older than my mom( which is ice age time)(no offense mom)
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Old June 18th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
funny

I love nonsense jokes
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Old July 6th, 2009  
Fish Keeper
 
I agree, stupid that makes it funny. Shawnie LOL!!
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Old July 6th, 2009  
Fish Addict
 
Wait... I don't get it...So, how many is a Brazilian?



BWAhahahahahahaha
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